Jabberwocky

I’m about as metrosexual as a house brick

I’m back!
 

and gone again!

Anyway

I’m back, thanks to Beca who helped my festering, fevered brain to repair the mistakes I made over the past twenty four hours.   The internet has become complex since I was a Jabberling

So!   I wuz bubbled!
 

I think that’s the vernacular.

I’m hoping to get the old username back.   I asked the Helpdesk a couple of hours ago.

might not work but it’s worth a try

I was a regular poster a long, long time ago and closed my account.    Came back years later under that old username and was instantly banned.

Contacted  Helpdesk who allowed me this username on the original account…  

Amnesty?
 

does that mean I can get my old username back?   I hate this one

I keep arriving and vanishing, arriving and vanishing, arr- oh, you know the rest.  I used to post a LOT back in the day and asked to have my account closed down many years ago but a year or so ago I returned and had to use this username…thingy.  Totally new account , all above board and legal.

I darent even hint at who I was, but no matter!  Because I’m vanishing again for a bit

and with a WHOOSH , a flash of light and a slight smell of methane, your ex hero vanishes yet again!

Possibly .

No ones actually told me yet!

I saw the words "Night" and "Whelk" and like candyman I rose from my feculent pit so see what was happening.

I may stay, I may not, I may gibber a little tune about the tragedy of polythene.

On the other paw, I may return to my swamp to comb my bingo wing hairs.

Hope everyone is doing ok and you're all behaving!

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I must say though that I like this Night clown person even though I've never met him. We need photos.

Of him naked preferably

I can't type much because I'm currently trying to keep my botty hairs from ignighting, I was slipped garlic earlier and it's slowly killing me

Who dares wake the mighty jabberwock from his chilli pit of bum spurtage?

In the 70s I had a German helmet hairstyle, bright blue bell bottom trousers, six inch brown platform shoes , yellow kipper tie with a knot the size of Glasgow and a bright red shirt with a collar like Concordes' wings. To top it all off I wore a midnight blue velvet jacket.

You HAD to be calm in that lot, you'd be sectioned if you so much as blinked out of place.

A year already. Still feels like he only died a few months ago.

Youre very welcome and please dont let my experience with the pills colour your next few months. I and a few others had a rather rough time on them but many succeeded on them.

I dont use the forum often now but I DO lurk disgustingly around the edges of this thread, spying, leering, drooling onto my keyboard. Its always good to see new people join here and if you get the time it might be good for you to have a look around the other threads on Sheffield forum, its a good place with some lovely people and theres always something to contribute to.

God I sound like an advert.

Anyway, as I said earlier, good luck and a lot of people are behind you even if they dont actually type much here, you`ll find that when you really need them, there will be lots of people with some good, sound advice plus anything you contribute will help those who follow.

Excellent stuff and welcome to the forum! I'll be interested to see how you manage, good luck and keep us informed!

Another ten years would be quite nice. Id like to see the 20th birthday

Well? What are you gawping at?? Get on with it!

I attempted to fashion a new one out of a dead fox I found in a skip, it was a little too rigid though but repeated hammering with a mallet I stole from a neighbour soon loosened him up.

Things were going well...

Then I got hungry and ate it.

Note to self: must stop snacking in between meals.

I had the tinnitus thing , plus other strange sounds popping up for no apparent reason. That was on the full dose though and if I remember rightly it stopped at the half dose. As far as I can remember loads of bad stuff stopped at the half dose, including my unearthly urge to eat garlic.

Just tried on the meat thong, havent worn it for ages so it was rotting a bit...plus it was rather runny and maggoty.

Anyway I got hungry and ate it.

Fungers is from Lancashire. In spite of this, please welcome her,.

Oh and, meeting me enhanced her life, honestly!

Still shaking the bush, boss. Now about to try e cigs. I'll try to update here but it isn't easy because I'm having vision probs.

Of all those names I remember Alan Crocker. My brother is married to Alans sister, I haven't seen any of them since the late 80s.

Alan was certainly a character!

I'd love to find out how all the lads from the 70s and 80s are doing, there we're some good people at that firm.

Yeah I remember Cadey! He was a big lad- didnt he end up the landlord of a pub on penistone road?