Thirsty Relic

Pint please Padders!

Nowhere near the keeper he was - regular mistakes at Stoke. I expect Foderingham to be the keeper for us this season.

I don't know about you Jane, but I feel short-changed and I'm off - I'll wait outside for my taxi. May try this INN-UENDO if this continues!

You reduce prices and YOU get 2p? How does that work? Where's my extra 1p in my change?

They will still all work! Don't forget that Padders has been collecting these 1p's for years, and he got enough together to buy and fit out his own pub, and also have enough left over to finance a new shed! Tip - start saving those 1p's from your change.

Pint please - I'll be collecting all the 1p's from my change, and by Xmas I'll be able to buy my OH a Xmas present!

Now we find the real reason behind the OP! What about the rest of us that have to pay when everything gets rounded up? £2.99 becomes £3 etc.. How many goods already cost £3.01 and could be be rounded down? Don't forget what happened when they abolished the .5 np, and, before that, when decimalization changed the currency - both used as a good excuse to raise prices.

Seeing as how we've made 11 changes, perhaps it's so he could sell a few of the others that didn't perform against Brum.

Dolly Parton Rocker? Really??

Allman Brothers Band

Earth Wind and Fire

XTC

Columbus Daniel

Wax Alison

Decided against exercise!

Mushy

Sonia

Youngbloods

Let there be drums - Sandy Nelson

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Taxi's early - see you bud!!!

Durham Town (the leaving of) - Roger Whittaker

Thanks bud - stocks down, I keep scanning Morrisons but no offers as yet,.....

Another for me please, then it's back on the OSH - alcohol's the only way I can switch the brain off for a few hours these days!

Good of you to pop in!