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Thirsty Relic

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  1. I think you two are taking things a bit far. Personally, I would have thought a bazooka would be up to the job, or a couple of well placed hand grenades!
  2. Have a shower and get changed. Then a couple of hours behind the bar with regular customers will be the best therapy you could have for those aching muscles! Especially if any members of your female fan club turn up!
  3. If you decide against Rudd's kind offer of help, by all means feel free to borrow these: ⚒️ 🔨 🧰 We're all here to help you!
  4. That must be some shed! Now what did Michael Caine and his mates use? - that took the door off and then some.....
  5. ... and till receipt which will show the shop details - but pay by cash so it doesn't show (part of) credit card number. You could put your thumb over the name as well for security!! Those who doubt you could cross check the date and time on the receipt against the newspaper and the date/time given on the photo.
  6. Unfortunately that does not always work. If the scammers have kept the line open, then they are the ones that answer, claiming to be the bank. I always suggest ringing another number you know first, to make sure the line is clear. Family know to ring me, just say its a check if the a/m kicks in. then ring doctor/whoever knowing the line is clear.
  7. No pain in S8 - you shed consider moving mouth! luuks like mi peesee has cort samthang!
  8. Taxi time - thanks for the party everybody - see ya!
  9. 19 mins and counting to Last Orders - will she make it????
  10. Good to have so many people in tonight - more than anytime after the Euros finished! Another please Padders - warm night!!
  11. As previously detailed on this thread, the Europe-wide introduction of Covid Passports led directly to so many fakes that border security at our ports were inundated, and reckon they only spotted the most clear fakes. Also, they had very little time for any kind of scrutiny of these passes. Similarly, proof-of-age passes have been faked for years by schoolkids to get into our nightclubs. Expect the same with these when they come in in September. So, the effect will be the intended effect of alienating those not fully-vaccinated (for medical, ideological or other reasons), and also of generating demand for fake Vaccine passports, and therefore encouraging criminality.
  12. I don't normally go to birthday parties, but I've made an exception for Padders the Legend! 🥳 🎉 Hope you're having a good one!
  13. Great idea - perhaps SF could sell them a spot as another pop-up? 😬
  14. Sounds like the nurse was on the ball and was worried about something. Hope when the results come back that all is in order with you. All the best!
  15. New world in the morning - Roger Whittaker
  16. Do you really think so? And have us smelly, noisy humans invade their lovely quiet workplaces when they're now used to dealing with us by phone and (occasionally) video? I doubt it!
  17. Wild, Wild World - Talking Heads
  18. Sweet Virginia - Rolling Stones Back in the USSR - Beatles American Girl - Top Petty
  19. I've got a ticket from the Forum Help Desk and they have now replied (I didn't know I had to keep checking the Help Desk!) and someone is looking into it
  20. Thanks! I still think you ought to approach the authorities to change your opening hours. Customers always come in just before 11, and rarely before 10, despite you opening at 9. What about asking to open 10 - 11:30? Reduced hours you need to be behind the bar, customers could have a couple more and no need to gulp a quick drink down, and more takings. Sounds win/win to me, but you're the boss.... Ask what others think? Taxis here - see you all!
  21. Did I miss last orders been called? Oh well, I'll just nurse the 1" of my beer I've got left.....Unless you pulled me a pint just before time?
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