crookeschap

doesn't this happen already, and isn't it called Rotherham? Sorry to all rovrum people, and sorry if this joke has already been done before

I would imagine that a number of people will be away from their home for 24 hours or more through work. I often am. Sheila makes a valid point above - for those who which to go gallavanting over the weekend.... Finally. The wheelie bin is the property of the council. Hence the reason they fine you if you lose it (although how they can fine you for losing their property is something else). On that vein, how they can fine you for an obstruction that belongs to them and was last handled by their workforce for being in the wrong place beats me.

Eh? Have the Scots got a thing about slapping/spanking - or am I missing something here?

yeah but where does it end if you are understaffed - no break, then no lunch, then stay extra half hour, hour, two hours.......... I would find it difficult to ever leave - and that would be no good

More recently, i.e. last Saturday night - the garden saw a couple of people getting particularly frisky...... the rather strange thing about it is the chap (who was behind the young lady) was talking to his mate (who was standing around as well) whilst it was all happening.........

Perhaps a man of his vocal talents can cope with such temperatures, mind you although he calls himself Mr Fahrenheit, there isn't any indication that the 200 degrees is indeed in Fahrenheit. Perhaps this heating is due to him travelling at the speed of light? Or maybe it was just A Kind Of Magic?

Isn't it irritating when taxi drivers ask you what way to go - usually a test to see if you know which way to go.....

Well, it really boils down to which end (home or away) each respective god will be sitting in to cheer on their respective team in the Old Firm game on Sunday (I hope he [or she] can get there in time after morning service!)

Scott Mc Donald

Why remake it - Aren't we now all living in the village anyway with cctv following our every move. Granted, we don't have craxy big white balls chasing us around if we;ve done something wrong - but that is nothing a herbal remedy of sorts wouldn't fix? Be seeing you?!

Quick, Quick, Slow, Slow... in my Allegro! what a slogan. The quick bit was a lie though

.. I think she's lost that lovin' feeling....... Cue song

Not sure this would win a UK Anthem contest...... Can you imagine what the Welsh would say?

and England is a placde where men wear hankerchiefs and drink warm stale beer. They like William Shakespear and play with themselves. They like morris dancing and queuing. They sing a lot about their favourite place in England - Jerusalem. and as for the Welsh....