Fluffy Bunny Boy

youve just broken my heart

but how much do you pay to watch wednesday mr swfcoo man, surely theyre the most over rated thing in the world?!

i wish i hadnt had that big sandwich at dinner time, oooh its sitting heavy now i tell you

i'll see if i can book him, although im not sure what his fee would be for anvil dodging, think he's more used to after dinner speaking and the like

why dont you go and watch him and throw tomatoes at him?

well, im 100% certain he'll be there, whether he'll be coherent or not is another matter

i cant see it, i think youre lying

Ive heard a rumour, well actually, its a fact, theyve been booked to play, tickets on sale now, should be fun!

dogger im not stalking you mate i promise! i just like burgers!

arent the star things like qualifications, you get one after you've worked on a different bit, like, you get one for manning the fries frier, then another if you move onto the burger tossing and so on? i always try and get served by the person with the most stars cos i know they could cope in a crisis

i had some chips from kfc the other day and they did smell like wee wee. they tasted ok though

you mean the legendary mark crumpledog? doncaster deep house legend?

the secret is you have to have retarded women in the toilets

hi dogbox! im following you mate!