rogets

My butler is not happy about this, and asked what bonuses he could expect, my response was a clip round the ear. People are so lazy, nobody wants to work, there is no can do attitude I don't work but that is because I am rich, but I am sick and tired of people who want to retire in their 60s. If I had my way I would increase taxation and increase retirement age to 98

Thankyou And expert down the pub predicts there will be a heatwave at some point between the months of June and August, this year where temperatures will go above 24 degrees for at least 2 consecutive days

I don't have to prove anything These experts are experts and know more than others on this subject, including even someone like me

Experts say so, and experts know more than you.

There is a 576.3 miles wide wall of snow heading our way, predicted to hit Yorkshire at some point It is currently over Botswana and is heading our way

Birmingham from the north east?

If they dont win this one they are doomed Huddersfield was the last chance saloon. but then someone gave the owls one last chance But home game against the Geordies, sorry, I can only see a loss

At least blades can't complain about lack of goals in the home fixtures this season No boring stalemate nill nill draws That surely has to be a positive?

Reminds me of a film where there were Gladiators, the loser dies in the arena and the winner gets crucified Both are doomed

Blades 0 - 6 Villa

Owls to get the win, Udders 0 - 1 Owls But it doesn't matter as both Yorkshire teams are doomed. QPR to pull off a Neil Warnock style great escape and win the vast majority of their remaining games, leaving both yorkshire clubs to their fate But expect a good day out for the owls with a win to celebrate

Doncaster people won't allow a canabis joint place. They are a proud nation of people The downfall that has been seen in Sheffield, won't happen in Doncaster, people over there are smart, proud nation

It is amazing how many middle aged men are in favour of national service

I'm personally all for war, as long as I don't have to fight. I can fight any war from my armchair Although I do think the news reports need to be more filtered, as there was too much swearing in one of the reports, fella had been shot and the language was awful, no need for bad language

I reckon Elokobe will be praying for a Wednesday win Maidstone won't want to go to COventry in the next round

If you were a Maidstone fan and wanted a team you could upset on live TV, surely the Owls are that team

Maidstone will be hoping that they get the Owls in the next round Reckon they would get a quite a few goals against the owls

I think United needed to stop Brighton from scoring 5 goals. Or score 6 or 7 themselves How can you expect to win games when you allow your opponents to score 5 goals?

Coventry always a difficult team, but I do think sometimes the forwards make wrong decisions. If I was playing up front when the goalie dives to the left, I would kick the ball to the right side of the goal for example Wheres the sense in kicking the ball to the same side of the net that the goalkeeper is diving towards?

COVENTRY PROBABLY MORE INTERESTED IN TRYING TO GET PROMOTION. SO OWLS PROBABLY GOING TO WIN TOMORROW

As a man aged 62, I do think conscription should be to a maximum age of 61, my armchair is ready and I am fully ready for whatever happens.

We need to increase taxes and money raised needs to go to the rich

Probably a good reason to start getting fit again. Do 10 situps per night, 10 squats, increase your step count and you will be better prepared if you have to go to war

There will be no armageddon Have you seen the size of some of those lads off to United matches, I saw some Luton fans on their way to Bramall Lane and many were over 16 stones, and that included many children Some big lads in the UK these days

Why not build a bunker in your back garden? We have created an anderson type shelter, built a 6ft hole in the ground to live in, have enough tins of beans to last 4 months, we got a can opener so we have nothing to fear GOt some nuclear proof steel from a bloke down the to use as a roof so we will stay dry if it rains, we have an electric heater so we are not worried, we are ready. Anyone over the age of 50 will have experience of air raids during WW2