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samssong

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  1. Any idea on how to get rid or stop them please.
  2. Why do we need this stupid break in the best weather in early season .especially in the lower leagues where one or two players maybe playing for outer Mongolia or Scotland . Its daft and in Wednesdays case means no home football for almost a month.
  3. I keep getting dodgy emails from Russian ladies who appear to be very fond of me for some reason. I have been advised to put the messages into spam but I do not have a button that says spam . What intrigues me is how have these emails started when I at all times make sure that I only email known sites . Where is the spam button on outlook on a mac.
  4. Add to this all the wars and uprisings that are fought in the name of religion . The genocide that occurred in Europe and Armenia etc plus the leaders of these Countries who have all been propped up by their various gods .
  5. As an experienced club cyclist who has ridden fixed wheel on many occasions then riding on the road without a front break is riding like a maniac in my opinion .
  6. He is just a puppet ,all those grinning old men in army uniforms dripping in medals are pulling his strings and it is the army that keeps the people in order .
  7. sorry just checked it and it was in spam. replied cheers.
  8. Yes but you must have access to your old address to change it. I don't have it !!and so my time using this computer to reply and ask for help will run out soon . ---------- Post added 24-08-2017 at 19:40 ---------- so am I !!!
  9. I have been trying for the last 24 hours( no reply so far) so it may be ta ra to the forum due to different computer after today ---------- Post added 24-08-2017 at 16:10 ---------- You can't change password without old address which is lost. I have forwarded new email address to admin.
  10. I have lost my email address and password for the forum . Due to change of computer I need to log in again help.
  11. The tablet has a mind of its own, I recently searched for The Milky Bar Kid add on youtube and was happy to hear that old tune again complete with Milky Bar. The problem that every time I Google owt now I get the Milky Bar Kid tune in the back ground its driving me daft . Any advise on how to get rid of the little turd would be appreciated.
  12. With a chip in your neck no one could pretend they were you , Lord Lucan would be found instantly by the central chip bank, all doubts about wether Elvis was dead could be put to bed as the chip would still work six foot under . If the idea catches on then I claim the patent here and now on the World wide web.
  13. I have lived in villages in North East Derbyshire , Creswell, Hodthorpe, Whitwell areas ,where people who say they are not related are exact clones of others who say they are not related , peas in a pod comes to mind:hihi:. Now having a neck implant would cut out all doubt as to relationship if say the chip beeped when similar D.N.A popped up as and when in a clinch behind the bike sheds for instance . This would save much hand wringing in later life when an old relation pops up to put the cat among the pigeons wunt it.
  14. Shut thi gob having him on , I mean with a chip in the neck there will be no more muggings to steal ones credit cards , driving licence , bus pass etc . A simple "please lean over sir" (or madam) "while I scan your neck" will do . I suppose that a real determined mugger could cut ones head off and present it at the till but surely the shop assistant would realise some thing was amiss and call the manager;)
  15. Chipping could also help with financial problems . you know bank loans , over drafts , savings etc. Apply for a loan , mortgage , over draft, all the bank need do is check your chip , it will tell them if you are trust worthy or not. Apply for a job , all the employer need do is click your chip and get all your details , easy .
  16. I have evert faith in Carlos the best manager in South Yorkshire
  17. I have recently acquired another pal , A six week old mongrel called tabs. And being six weeks old he has had to be injected against all things inc his very right to exist without identification . And so my pal will for ever be able to be identified as to where he belongs and as to who he is. This has got me thinking , why not chip all mankind at six weeks old , its easy , take the D.N.A, the birth date, the blood group , ethnicity etc and put it on a chip the size of a pinhead and inject it into ones neck just below the ear. No more messing about when one needs to be identified be it for law breaking , terrorism, medical purposes or if suitable to breed with some one who would not be compatible. It would a simple and straight forward way to plan ones journey through life , the pitfalls we may encounter on that journey and at the end a slight click of the chip gun can record our details so as to plan for future generations.
  18. The lads at last nights match told me we have signed a centre half from Portugal , nowt int papers so have we?
  19. Q.P.R. Tell me I was dreaming last Saturday
  20. Same here buddy ,The shut down weeks were the worse the bloody stuff was every where. The building trade was a time bomb with asbestos lagging to boiler rooms as well the fire proofing inserted in floors etc. We all used it and cut it to fit with saws . I have lost friends in the last ten years to this disease who all worked in the building trade both inside the works and on out side sites .
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