Naughtyboy

Looks like we've hit a nerve there. Keep going, you're getting funnier all the time

That's probably the most overused cliche on this forum. Haven't you noticed? Let me put it simply, there are other solutions to the problem, not just the two that you and Frank keep banging on about.

That works out at 30 quid for the fat bird and 15 for for the skinny puddle jumper. Sounds fair

The question has already been answered. Like Frank, you're locked into the mindset that his/your 2 suggestions are the only solutions to the problem. We know that's not true.

No more questions your honour, the prosecution rests its case

Sounds interesting. Do you have to supply your own back pack, or are they provided?

I'm sure our American friends would be most upset at your incorrect use of the baseball term "curved ball". It should of course be simply "curve ball" (or sometimes "curveball") If you think I'm being pedantic, just imagine it was a football term you'd got wrong

Superstition was originally written by Stevie Wonder for Jeff Beck, but Stevie's record company (Motown) decided it was too good to give away and so Stevie recorded it himself on the Talking Book LP in 1972. Beck released his version a year later on the Beck, Bogart and Appice LP

Where would you where it anyway?

Thanks for that. You learn summat every day! As a lover of older women, I reckon this thread should be merged with the skinny dipping thread above

What's a tankini when it's at home?

What a selfish thread. If they stop culling badgers, where would I get my shaving brushes and sporrans from. I need several evey year

You must be Phanerothyme's mum, then

There's no song on any of his albums with that title (assuming the censored word above rhymes with "bullocks" ). Nor does it appear in any of his lyrics that I can find. Do you have any more info?

Sure I've been caught short after a dodgy vindaloo, but I've álways been able to hang on long enough to find a toilet. As for your daughter. I've never come across this condition before. I'm not a doctor, so I don't know what the answer is. But off the top of my head I know what I'd do in this situation. Toilet trained or not, Outside the house I'd put the child in a nappy until she was old enough to hold it long enough to get to a toilet.