PUB LUNCH

i drive past the lorry bay most days and never seen a truck

if they had steve coogan playing alan in segments it would work like a dream

what tools do you have cassity. i have a number of tools hid in my lock up.

seems a epic dem ic in this city.

i would never sell my beloved motown vinly collection. spent a far few bobs onit over the years. most never being took out of the sleeve. i listen on cd now.

before i arriverd here last weak i read that you lot are broad minded and friendly people. all ive seen is the same nasty get out of my way altitude that leeds brats have. i know its only a week but some drive me to didtraction. for instances, i parked my old car in lorry parking bay just near the moor market just for a minute to buy a top up for my mobile. within seconds a couple of nosy parkers shouted i coundnt park there. one looked very irate and what business was of them any way ? no lorries about or nothing. hope all sheffiefers arent as spitfull parkers.

well im flabber gasted. if its only a bulb why not fix instead of robbing a motorists ? i agree if my ball joints were hanging off.

my astra failed on two headlamp bulbs at halfords and when i turned up i got the fail sheet. said it wasnt allowed on the road till fixed. big burly man so i said how much, he quoted me £50 because its a hard job because the bumpers and radiator had to be dismantled. i later found out he had my pants down.

i like old odd ball films and nothing commercial. who caters for that here ? thanks in advance