Bill Plant

So it isnt just our council who are thieving scum then. Well thats reassuring.

If i dont keep the outside of my home clean the landlord does it for me then bills me. Thankfully im not a scrubber so im happy to keep my house and the front clean.

Would you have done that if she wasnt white?

These are the jelly beans http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/The-Jelly-Bean-Factory-4-2kg-Gourmet-Jelly-Bean-Tub-/261460888891?pt=UK_Sweets_Chocolate&hash=item3ce0488d3b Heres the dog http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080731070912/uncyclopedia/images/6/6f/Stupid_dog.jpg I call him Cuddles lol

Hang on! I never said it was certain. I made a point of saying id no personal knowledge and was passing on what id heard.

I heard a stone had been thrown through a bus windows but i stress i dont know personally.

Ill be fine. I have a plan. Im going to eat some out of the jar, blend some others into smoothies and the few that may be left are going to be given to the dog and then youtube the sugar rush aftermath

Ive just bought 4.5kg of Gourmet jelly beans so ill be busy for the rest of the day. I dont need any help, i just wanted to let you all know. Oh im so happy right now

Council scum bringing the price of your house down are they?

Or for trying to add a little humor to a thread?

Nuts...............

I hate these calls too. I flipped on one of them and just said the person they asked for was dead. When they paused and then said, oh im so sorry i replied Its ok, He was a VERY VERY bad man. They put the phone down sharpish lol

If you can prove they knew then yes phone the police otherwise dont waste your time or the polices.

Christ!! You saw that??? Dont say owt for the love of god dont say owt

Im attracted to women with medium sized boobs and a nice bum. I always check out the ladies when im out and feel no shame in doing so and i know despite the rabid feminists rantings they do for the most part appreciate it.

Russia hasnt flexed anything yet. So far they have responded with patience and proportion to americas blatant attempts at riling them.

Ill be selling some 1D tickets when they arrive. My daughter has gone off them so now im stuck. Dont worry shes grounded until shes 37 for this Kids eh!

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Got big hands have you?

Youd massage his prostate? Please tell me you have a clean finger

Nice come back. That question that shoud be asked to everyone who says if youve nothing to hide youve nothing to fear.

Yes, without a doubt. BRING ON THE REVOLUTION!

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Thanks you two. Ill swing on by tomorrow and see them. I think ill be giving WD a swerve though.

Im not sure my mate would want advice from someone who takes his problem with someone else out on him. I would like to say thanks though. Your pettiness gave me a chuckle