bigfat_rich

Blades You know what's going to happen between now and may? (that's the month of may and not Steve may) You will finish 4th in the league Youll then hammer your opponents in the playoff knockouts Then put in a woeful performance at Wembley. Hate to say it but I think united will have their tails between their legs as per usual at the end of the season

Oh on what a pain A player called payne has equalised PAIN The blades have been done, what a Payne To top it off a player called Washington has scored A true washout of a nigh

Done has scored But is the job done? Don't get carried away everyone Wait until the 90th minute When the job is done Then we can celebrate Well done Done But don't get done by a late goal

United need to go back to the style of play that got them into the premiership in the early 90s 1) boot the ball up the field 2) everyone (except the goalkeeper) torun after the ball and fowling the opposition 3) and bundle it over the line. Bit of roughhouse tactics and nothing wrong with that

As was said in gladiator arena it is better to be given a glorious death in the arena than it is to lead a long and happy life Our sides have suffered more than most in recent years with failed expectations and under performing Therefore I propose a truce

let the beating begin boro Yo

Porn in 2015 is so wrong Fake boobs Wrong wrong wrong

If a nuclear bomb goes off as long as your under a bed or under a table you'll be fine Also put some electrician s tape across your windows so in the event of a blast the window will simply fall inwards rather than shattering. I've seen it on a 1980s film about how to survive a nuclear war Also if you turn the lights off at night this will confuse the pilots flying the bombers

Don't want to scare people but if one of those bombs drops from a bomber then all limbs will be blown cleanly off Dogs will revert back to their basic animal instinct and will eat the smaller dogs Once the biggest dogs are left they will then start eating the humans. There's no point tryin to get away as all limbs will have been blown off. You'll just have to wait until you get eaten by a big dog The lucky ones will die quickly The unlucky ones will have to wait to be eaten by dogs

Tax rates need to be about £5000 a year Then give some back in tax benefits Easy Raising it to £15000 and doing away with tax credits is too simple

another war? tally ho what what

About as much use as a skoda in winter Sack all the players That's what I'd do if I was the boss at the owls Can't be much worse

Thou shall allst be punished on thine day of reckoning Convert and worship Be kind to others be tolerant Or be punished

Selfish attitude typical me me me mentality Your bin is a tripping hazard

Why don't people put their bins back after having them emptied? It seems worse on windy days expecially on blue bin day. You get bins all over the road and they also cause a tripping hazard on pavements, I almost did a cartwheel and ended up flat on my face last week after tripping over a blue bin box. MAYBE fining the residents could be a solution, nothing major, just a small fine of £200