savage86

I'm 28 from Sheffield, I have well over 12 pairs of socks , I'm fit and healthy. I once got off the bus 1 stop too early and had to walk 3 minutes to the next stop (I know, what a plonker). I have a modest appreciation for the exclamation mark!!! I have a recurring dream of being chased by a pack of wild boars but for some reason they don't want to kill me they want my autograph and are carrying pens and little pads of paper, every night I wake up in a cold sweat. My aspirations for the future, I'm planning on trying jam on toast for the first time soon just trying to build up the courage, I know its nothing major but when you've never done something before you're bound to be nervous. I would also one day like to manufacture and sell my own brand of balaclavas as I feel they've unfairly had a bit of bad press lately and I'd like to restore public faith in a once loved head garment. I know, I know, if I had a £ for every time someone told me that was a silly idea I'd now have £4. So that's me in a nutshell... Did I get the job?

Just keep your head up. You'll soon meet some young bruiser who can eat his corn straight off the cob and isn't scared of mustard. ---------- Post added 26-09-2014 at 14:43 ---------- Just remember it can take a lot of time to find that special someone, just look at Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, and Slimer and the Ghostbusters. It doesn't just happen overnight.

Dwayne Johnson

I wish I was single. No joke.

Bruce Forsyth was still doing pretty well back in the dark ages, just starting to make a name for himself. Had a few shows he'd perform for the King; Play your Guards Right, Strictly come Jousting, The price is Knight.

When their back is turned say "quick look at this" then when they turn around poke them in the eye.

That bloke who duffed up Robin Hood, you know the guy who robbed the rich and gave the money to the poor then robbed the poor and shot the money. Also the guy with the bow and arrow who shot the kiwi off his sons head. He'd likely get a 6 month stretch for that these days... ah, good times... good times

Maybe its Sheffields version of area 52, like maybe there's an alien in there like ET who just wants to phone home but they won't let him because the phone bill would be astronomical. Maybe... Just maybe...

Always wanted to see Goodfellas. I bought a cheap copy on DVD once but it didn't work.

Girl tied between the trucks in Hitcher was horrible even though you didn't actually see "it" happen. Cutting the back of the heel in Hostel makes me squirm. Seeing the little girls death at the beginning of The Descent makes me very sad.

Jingle all the way.

Raging Bull is my favourite movie of all time. De Niro did an amazing job. I also liked him in Meet the Parents, hard to imagine anyone else playing that role. Taxi Driver was good. Never seen Heat or Goodfellas, though I would like to. Must get around to seeing these two movies.

I suffer from really bad acid reflux, usually worse in the afternoon and evenings. I take apple cider vinegar tablets. I started taking them a month ago for health reasons, after reading up on ACV its supposedly good for speeding up the metabolism amongst other things. I have noticed that since i started taking the pills the acid reflux problem has greatly improved, I only usually get it every couple of days now after suffering with it daily for years. I ordered the pills from Amazon. They cost about £6 including delivery, although they have many different brands at different prices. The ones I got contained 250 tablets, 2 tablets taken daily with food. I think at that price it might be worth trying.

Never been a fan of James Bond but I always liked the character Jaws. I think he was quite a unique movie villain in that he was a very imposing physical behemoth of a man, yet he also came across as sympathetic. He didn't talk and he didn't have the brains to run the show, he was just there to follow orders. I remember a long time ago seeing an interview with Richard Kiel saying that while they were on location filming the Bond movies he used to scare the hotel staff in the hotel they were staying in by popping in his metallic teeth whenever they knocked on the door. Im sure they got quite the shock when he opened the door. R.I.P

Jesus allegedly had a beard and I'm told he was a decent enough bloke. Randy savage you need to grow a proper big bushy dyed black beard like the original Randy 'Macho Man' Savage "ooooohhhh yyyeeeaahhhhh."

Being about 13 again and being told by the PE teacher we all needed to bring a water bottle in next week. I took him a little too literally and brought in a water bottle (the kind that keeps you warm on a cold winters night) when he obviously meant a bottle to drink from. Luckily I realized how daft I'd been and kept it hidden in my bag, never revealing my shame to my fellow classmates.

Being about 13 and walking absent mindedly into the barbers. There was a man and woman standing there and the man said "can I help you?" I said "I've come for a haircut" to which he replied "next door, mate". For some inexplicable reason the barbers had moved next door and I was now standing in a solicitors.

Where did you train and spar previously? What area of Sheffield would you be willing to travel to? I'm sure a quick internet search would reveal a few good options. There's the Ingle gym in Wincobank which has produced a few world champions. Glynn Rhodes gym has a good reputation, not sure off the top of my head where that's based but you should find it with an internet search. Manor boxing gym on Prince of Wales road used to be a good gym but I heard it closed down for a number of years and reopened recently so not sure what the situation is there. Not sure what the best gym would be for a female boxer. When I used to train at Manor and Wincobank gyms there were only a handful of female boxers if any at all. I would recommend either gym as a way of keeping fit but as far as training far a pro fight I'm not sure how many female fighters train there. I imagine many gyms wouldn't allow hard competitive sparring between men and women and that's what you'd need to prepare for a pro fight.

How does the 5x5 work? Is it a continuous circuit where you do 5 reps on each exercise before going straight onto the next one, i.e 5 reps dead lift, straight onto 5 reps squats etc. How much rest time is involved? I used to bench press about 70 kg Max, dead lift about 120 kg, shoulder press about 45-50 kg. Never did bent bent over rows with a barbell, always with dumbbells 32 kg on each side Squats were always hard for me I preferred doing lunges and jump squats. I used to train individual body parts on different days though. Your 5x5 sounds like quite a brutal workout! I'm sweating just thinking about it! You must be really pumped up and feel like a beast once you've completed all 5 sets!

On the whole I say sports are good for you, there are always risks such as injuries in high impact/fast paced sports, but the benefits far outweigh the negatives. It all depends on why you are participating in the sport in the first place, is it enjoyment as in just a hobby, for competition or simply for the health benefits, ie losing body fat, improving your physical condition and health? I think a lot of people place too much emphasis on sports. A lot of people seem to think if they can't go to the gym or play football or basketball then there is no physical activity they can engage in to keep fit. Going for a long walk costs nothing and all you need is a pair of legs. I'm sure I read walking at an average pace for just 1 hour burns 350-450 calories.

Shoe zone do some brilliant work boots for £25. Comfy and surprisingly durable.

I had a leaflet through the other day. According to the people that work in the Lidl the store is looking to expand in the coming months, though if I recall they were saying this before Christmas last year!

The Chronicles of Narnia Nanny McPhee Jingle All The Way (more of a seasonal film I suppose)

Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Fever To Tell.

I killed Lucy Beale! I discovered that she was a shape-shifting, brainwashing alien due to the fact that every few years she'd dissapear for a few months then come back with a completely different face, yet no-one would notice. Hmmm, I've got my eye on you too Peter Beale.