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Just finished fanny by gaslight....She,s marrying material to say the least.......

If you take dope serious,,Grow your own and get organised,,If not buying it is a crime,,Cut the middle man out......And let your grannie earn her bingo money elsewere........But not outside schools...

Bookies are just pickpockets who let you use your own hands....

I spent a lot of time in the library when i was homeless,,First in when the doors opened,,Last out. Got sick of people waking me up,,Bumping into my hammock between romance and the unexplained,, ---------- Post added 06-09-2013 at 17:17 ---------- Some ghost never let me finish,, Met a woman between romance and the unexplained,,She brought me a sandwich in bless her,,Jumped out me hammock to thank her.....Disapeared into thin air never seen her again,,The librarian sue always woke me up"" will you fill this questionnaire in please,,Only take an hour,,Sally army ot me a flat,, I left a few pair of socks and y.fronts on the radiators,,Young upstart Bear Grylis got the hammock..

Je.remy Kyle got the idea for the show after watching the 1961 film......A taste of honey,,Dora Bryant and Rita Tushingham,, Dora played Helen the old slapper,,do anything for a few halfs of beer,,Moonlight flit after moonlight flit,,And she done a moonlight in the day time,, Her daughter got pregnant to a coloured sailor,,He use to meet her at the school gates...PERV...He was away in his boat up the Manchester ship canal before she put her navy blue nickers back on,,A gay boy looked after her till the slapper mother come back from living in a posh bungalow with her 17th new husband,,She told the gay boy to sling his hook...........He said ""its my baby ya no good bitch,,i will take a D.N.A. test......She said""" sod of romeo we not playing mams and dads,,OK im not the dad,but will you call it Jeremy Kyle and try to get him into TV..........How do you know its a boy romeo??? i seen him in a dream..............Welcome to the Jeremy Kyle show,,If you appear on this show,,The world knows your a proper div.............Well i never.........

Punks not dead,,There,s a guy down the fish shop swears he,s Elvis,,He,s not allowed to shake his pelvis when he shakes the new chips coming out the fryer,,It drives the O.A.Ps into a sexual frenzy,,But i think it,s really Jilted John,,Because when Gordon comes in for a bit of finny haddock,,Elvis shouts""Ya barred out ya moron....Gordon is a moron....Gordon is a moron....

Living over the brush [ unmarried living together ]

Remember the fantastic Scott Mckenzies San Francisco song 1967,Summer of love i was 9,,Got a stiff neck looking up lasses skirts,,If they were wearing pelmet mini,s it was ok,,Got a stiff neck with the lads if they had them above the knee..1968 those were the days...Mary hopkins,,Depresses me when i hear it ,,because i lived in a slum clearance area in the Boro,,It was all flattened by 1974 heart breaking,,It happened all over england,,Growing up in the 60s great times.......

He got caught in a field on the outskirts of his home town Hartlepool,,He was trying to make it home to see is mother who was ill at the time,,He loved his mother,,Like all the nutters do..

How much did his agent [blood sucker] get????

Durhams fine chop sauce brass band,,Plus barber shop harmony..