i,ve got a brill idea! lets sack all parking attendants and have a free 4 all in sheffield! Everyone can park wherever they like, whenever they like , no tickets and no questions asked!
I thought really long and hard about this(less than a second actually) and the first problem i came up with was the trivial problem of how would emergency services get thro, all the congested roads?!
not something u selfish people would actually think about until it was your house burning down, or u were dying of a heart attack and needed medical assistance!
as one bloke said 2 me ,as i politely asked him to move from the double yellow lines,"i,ts sunday! does it matter!
silly me! I completly forgot that emergency services don,t work sundays cos people don,t get ill on sundays and buildings are immune from fire on that particular day of the week!!!!!!!!!
I apologise 4 the sarcasm, but i would rather be sarcastic than selfish and stupid
(written by hitch,s wife)
