PRESLEY

There has been millions of  sketches over the years, from Dads Army, Fools and Horses, Fawlty Towers, Here we go, ect, ect, ect, so I couldn't pick a favourite. 

25 minutes ago, cressida said:

They can buy transfers but I expect the guys would be called cissies,  ok for women though.

Show the blokes! Get a couple of Anchors on yer forearms like Popeye. ⚓ 

25 minutes ago, Alextopman said:

My biggest single win was £157,800.

Over 30 years ago.

My biggest win was a tenner on the lottery years ago.  

40 minutes ago, cressida said:

If it hurts not many would use it especially women,  imagine having tattoos removed from the neck.

Having a Tattoo on or  around  the bone, ankle or elbow is more painful than fleshy parts.  I would think the same for removal,   Ive heard many times how people really regret having them done.

2 minutes ago, pattricia said:

Yes, years ago only sailors had them. Then David Beckham started this latest craze.

Yes! he has a full body size Tattoo of his wife, Victoria on his little finger. 

49 minutes ago, Padders said:

I always go for women with Tattoo's.

Cus I know they don't mind little pricks..

I had a Tattoo of a Parrot on my shoulder but it flew off.  

9 minutes ago, cressida said:

Thank you Sir Oracle😃

He will Lance the Conservative Carbuncles. 

9 minutes ago, cressida said:

I know you're being sarcastic,  what I meant was has anyone read anything.😊

No need to read owt!  When the Knight in shining armour Sir Change-alot takes over, everyone will get a fair deal not just the wealthy. 

32 minutes ago, Slinny said:

Just watched Oliver what ever they call him on Sunday politics  He knows how to skirt around subjects  l think he as taken lessons off Gove  

Yes ALL Politicians master two arts, avoiding to answer direct questions and making promises they have no intention of keeping.  

This is a Boris type of reaction on  recieving a paper with all the Covid rules. 

2 minutes ago, hackey lad said:

It was his ex wives fault that the marriages failed. 

Like it was the Country's fault he failed.  

31 minutes ago, Axe said:

Nothing obsessive about replying  to a post about Boris Johnson. You are the one with the obsession about criticising Boris Johnson at every opportunity.  Our country needs someone with Boris Johnson's leadership skills at this time in history who got the big important decisions correct during his time has prime minister.   

Making important decisions, like having booze ups in No10. 

3 minutes ago, Axe said:

Good strong leadership by Boris Johnson.  I agree with what he says in the article. 

And the Obsession carries on. 

13 minutes ago, Axe said:

He interpreted that it was a work place gathering in the same way Keir Starmer interpreted it was a work place gathering when he was pictured drinking beer in Durham.   Boris Johnson made a mistake by being loyal to Cummings and giving him the benefit of the doubt.  Loyalty is a good trait.  But sadly Cummings does not have the same good trait of loyalty. 

 A simlar saying springs to mind!    Honour Amongst Thieves.  Infact the saying always springs to mind when I read your post.  

23 minutes ago, Axe said:

No caparison at all.  Eating a piece of cake given to you in your place at work is not deviant behaviour.

Its deviant behaviour when breaking all the rules that he and his Goverment set out for the Country and its also deviant behavior condoning rule breakers like Cummings.

7 minutes ago, pattricia said:

Phoned my docs up this week at 8:30 am to hear “ You are 20th in the queue !”

Then when its your turn an automated voice comes on and says, please try again tomorrow as all appointments have gone.  ARRRGH. 

I mentioned this previously, through Covid GP's formed a new and easier  way of working and are  now sticking to it.  Pre Covid at our Sugery you had a choice, either ring at 8.15am or at the same time just stand outside the Surgery and the receptionist would let you in and make you an appointment for the same morning ect, now its try try and try getting through to a Surgery on the phone at 8.15am, NIGHTMARE. 

5 hours ago, Padders said:

I once bought a "Rolls Can Hardly" for well under £700.

1920s, Ford Model T would be perfect You and Hackey,  a Laurel and Hardy Car. 

On 31/03/2024 at 21:44, Padders said:

They certainly don't Echo.

When Messala falls from his Chariot during the Chariot race, he's wearing a Rolex watch..

 

 

Whats Messala's first name,   is it Tikka by any chance.  

Better off with a blow up doll, at least they don't answer back and spend your money.  

1 hour ago, Anna B said:

It's all for show - Boris is a showman and knows how to create an image to suit whatever his purpose is that day. He's a master manipulator, it's all part of a sociopaths repertoire. 

Oh No! Anna watch out Axe will on the war path now,  no one is allowed to tell the truth about Boris,  his beloved hero.

8 minutes ago, hackey lad said:

Think he’s got a secret man crush on Boris .

The only blonde who does it for me is Carol Kirkwood not like them with no taste, Nadine and Amanda.

1 minute ago, cressida said:

Who?  Harold Wilson,  no,  he had a very clipped accent and was one of the UK's popular Prime Ministers.

Who is on about Harold Wilson. 

11 minutes ago, Axe said:

Boris Johnson is a man of the people which is why he dresses down especially when out jogging. 

Man of the people, Dresses down. 

2 minutes ago, altus said:

Boris could never be described as well dressed[1] and nobody would mistake him for being anything other than a Tory.

 

[1] Let's face if, even when wearing a tailored Saville Row suit, he still managed to look scruffy.

Worzel Gummidge looked smarter than Boris.