PRESLEY

There has been millions of sketches over the years, from Dads Army, Fools and Horses, Fawlty Towers, Here we go, ect, ect, ect, so I couldn't pick a favourite.

Show the blokes! Get a couple of Anchors on yer forearms like Popeye. ⚓

My biggest win was a tenner on the lottery years ago.

Having a Tattoo on or around the bone, ankle or elbow is more painful than fleshy parts. I would think the same for removal, Ive heard many times how people really regret having them done.

Yes! he has a full body size Tattoo of his wife, Victoria on his little finger.

I had a Tattoo of a Parrot on my shoulder but it flew off.

He will Lance the Conservative Carbuncles.

No need to read owt! When the Knight in shining armour Sir Change-alot takes over, everyone will get a fair deal not just the wealthy.

Yes ALL Politicians master two arts, avoiding to answer direct questions and making promises they have no intention of keeping.

This is a Boris type of reaction on recieving a paper with all the Covid rules.

Like it was the Country's fault he failed.

Making important decisions, like having booze ups in No10.

And the Obsession carries on.

A simlar saying springs to mind! Honour Amongst Thieves. Infact the saying always springs to mind when I read your post.

Its deviant behaviour when breaking all the rules that he and his Goverment set out for the Country and its also deviant behavior condoning rule breakers like Cummings.

Then when its your turn an automated voice comes on and says, please try again tomorrow as all appointments have gone. ARRRGH.

I mentioned this previously, through Covid GP's formed a new and easier way of working and are now sticking to it. Pre Covid at our Sugery you had a choice, either ring at 8.15am or at the same time just stand outside the Surgery and the receptionist would let you in and make you an appointment for the same morning ect, now its try try and try getting through to a Surgery on the phone at 8.15am, NIGHTMARE.

1920s, Ford Model T would be perfect You and Hackey, a Laurel and Hardy Car.

Whats Messala's first name, is it Tikka by any chance.

Better off with a blow up doll, at least they don't answer back and spend your money.

Oh No! Anna watch out Axe will on the war path now, no one is allowed to tell the truth about Boris, his beloved hero.

The only blonde who does it for me is Carol Kirkwood not like them with no taste, Nadine and Amanda.

Who is on about Harold Wilson.

Man of the people, Dresses down.

Worzel Gummidge looked smarter than Boris.