PRESLEY

I don't watch X factor.

Big Lorries anall.

I used to get my Beef Dripping with a picture of a Cow on the lable from the Castle market, result! lovely brown chips. 🐄

Just can't understand how the opera singer from South Africa didn't get the Golden Buzzer after the judges comments, like , your the best opera singer thats ever sang on the show, considering Paul Potts actually won the show singing opera. Very strange!

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Are you losing the plot or summat! You are a staunch conservative voter, the way you defend Boris and the party's skullduggery its more than obvious who you support and will carry on supporting.

You need a bank loan to buy owt from most chippies these days, I make my own, as long as you get the batter right your on to a winner, plain flour and bit of salt and pepper, then jobs a gooden and far cheaper.

It looked like she had been eating Candy Floss.

Yes! I still sit there in mi pyjamas waiting for it pop through the letter box.

I would like to see her and Ricky Gervais present the show, they both have their feet on the ground with loads of show biz experience, the interviews would be both serious and funny, there would be no cases of being starstruck buttering up, they are both genuine and not fake they just say it has it is.

It was all tongue in cheeck Padders but after her performance last night she brought a tear to my eye and I reciprocate exactly what she is doing in the picture you posted.

As I hang my head in shame, I take back ALL the horrible things I have said about Amanda Holden, she looked beautiful last night and she did the right thing by giving the young female singer the Golden Buzzer, I would definately give Amanda one and yes I'm still on about the Golden Buzzer.

Officer! Why are you charging me with assault, I only punched him in the face once.

Restraint not retaliation is required.

At school especially, there is no need for a kid to have a phone, any problems see the teacher and if a phone call is required the teacher would go to the school office, Oh! And another thing the majority of Parents need to walk their kids to school, the lazy buggers. In my day we didn't need phones and there is no way mi mates were gonna see me gettin out of mi mams Volks Wagon Beetle whislt trying to kiss me on the cheek.

If people want drink and smoke themselves to death let em, no one has forced them to do it, its just self inflicting an early death, if they don't care why should anybody else.

Millions upon millions are not getting nowhere near the type of money she gets either.

For a change but its too little too late, anyhow if they go through with this mindless smoking ban malarchy it would be pointless to put on your blue rosette.

Before the spelling police intervene, I have spotted that I have added the letter C in Sunak, just a typo. Tried to edit.

I don't know about World Stage, I reckon Cameron, Boris and Sunack certainly should be on some stage as a tribute act to the Three Stooges.

You always pick my post to waffle on even though on this thread the OP even said the three Celebs mentioned are talentless no marks but as per you decided to target my post, thats why you recieve the level of sarcasm in my replies.

I will when I've finished reading the Dandy.

I was giving my opion.

In all your post you always think your opion supersedes everyone elses. I wasn't name calling, it was my of describing how you seem to think you know everything, no matter what the topic may be, and plenty of other posters have remarked on this. By the way loads and loads of posters use emojis, I suppose they are silly too.

Why don't you go on telly with a couple of versions of your own shows, instead of Mastermind you could call it, I think I know everything! Or! ECCO Nob of the Bailey.