Super Hans

I actually downloaded Kies 3 from Samsung and the update was available through the wire. If I'd have known there was no bloody silent mode on Android L then I never would have done it, absolutely ridiculous thing to get rid of - this s**t is supposed to make my life easier.

Hair is dead protein as soon as it's made, so don't let anyone try and rip you off saying that they can work a miracle on it. There's nothing that can really repair it because...you can only affect the build of it before it comes out of your head, as I say, once it's out, it's like a finger nail, you can touch it up but if it's buggered then it's buggered.

I thought council tax was based on the value of your house? The value of your house will be higher if it's got better transport links in which case it's already the case that you're subsidised for not living on a bus route.

Throw it over Julie Dore's fence and tell her she's the council now deal with it. Edit: Or, just thought of this - bury it in the garden. There are people who bury old fridge freezers they can't get rid of so a tyre should be a piece of cake.

It might be worth going on the crime map and tapping in your postcode to see if it is actually rougher on the council side. If I was a robber or a burglar then I'd go for the private side.

Still waiting on the update for my Galaxy S5, no OTA update available via system settings...phone is unlocked from CPW but I'm with EE. Apparently EE delay updates for months for 'testing', not happy.

Well then you're creating the problem. If you, and people like you didn't pay almost ten times much as the face value, then they wouldn't sell them. It's not somebody else's fault. If you have ever bought a ticket at an overinflated price then you are the problem.

What's the point in any personalisation of your car then? What's the point in non stock alloy wheels? What's the point in window stickers saying you're a member of the RSP-bloody-B? What's the point in choosing a colour? It's just an element of personalisation and if you personalise your car in any way but think those who personalise reg plates are vain then you're an idiot.

If you drink unpasturied milk then you're an idiot and the hospital should refuse to treat you when you go to A&E with a life threatening infection because you're a hippy who ignores the dangers such as salmonella, E. coli, listeria and God knows what else for the sake of the reminiscence and pointless nostalgia. There is a reason it's illegal to sell on the high street, because it's dangerous. Simple as that.

Well you don't know what term is going to be offensive in the future do you. Spastic, cripple, negr*...they were all perfectly acceptable terms many decades ago. Any number of readily used terms could be deemed inappropriate in the future, and there is no reason why a currently acceptable term such as 'elderly' today, won't be an offensive word in the future. Look back on this post in twenty years, many words you use today in common parlance will be classed as totally non PC in the future.

Park at the back of the car park where lazy, careless people like me will never venture. I will waste ten minutes crawling back and forth in my car to park in the front row and many others will do with the first five. So retreating to the relative safety of the back end of the car park seems like a sensible option for anybody with a car which could be easily damaged by a feckless, reckless oaf such as I.

I've never had any issues on Newfield Green, sure there are stinky chavvy, 'smells like a homeless' jobless scumbags around, but even they display their own kind of relative morality. I'm a prime target in that I carry an expensive phone and look like I have a job, and Newfield is my local shopping destination - I've never had any bother.

People have a legal obligation to take 'reasonable steps' to find the legitimate owner of any found property, otherwise they could be guilty of theft by finding. While the owner may no longer have physical possession of an item, they still retain legal entitlement to it. Therefore, in England and Wales, as well as in most other countries across the world, the onus is on the finder to take what the law describes as 'reasonable steps' to track down the loser. You are guilty of theft if you appropriate the property of another, so congratulations on not being a criminal

And it won't be long before 'Elderly care' is considered offensive, just like spastic and geriatric.

The barbers in Meadowhall are open all the time the centre is i.e. every day except Christmas day.

Basically I'm in a university complex in which the Wifi network is open but you have to sign in on a browser in order to access the internet. (Like The BT Cloud for example). Now I'm trying to hook up my Xbox through the WiFi and I assume I could sign into the network through the Internet Explorer app and then gain access. Problem is without Gold, you can't even open the IE app on Xbox. In other words it seems there is no way of connecting to the internet through wifi because of this. Any suggestions? Cheers.

You're being a bit of a pessimist there, I didn't realise you were a player hater. I like to think that four out of five people will definitely have the death thing happen to them but, one out of five....ja bless, keep going. I hope.

Yeah there's always a frenzy at Spital Hill Tesco, I have to say - it's embarrassing what people will do for 20p off a sandwich.

What's not OK is for men to feel victimised because a woman is feeding her spawn. If you are going to breastfeed in Starbucks then don't evil eye every guy that walks past assuming he's perving you up, like he shouldn't be allowed in the room while you're doing that. I guarantee no guy is perving your droopy boob so get over yourself. Smh.

Good shout old man. No, nowadays these single moms could not give a damn if they delay the bus or not. Yeah that's alright love nobody is trying to get to work while you're off collecting my taxes from the dole office arguing about the fair, going through the 27 pockets of your fake designer handbag trying to find my money - as if it was a surprise that the driver was going to ask for a fare to use the bus. Sometimes I wish I lived back in the day when people were just ready for the bus when it came. Money or pass in your pocket when you're waiting people, it's really not rocket science.

Well my rational is that if it's being served in thousands of pubs nationwide and it sells millions of pints a year and I don't like it then I'm the odd one out. The reason it's in the pub in the first place is because people like it and there's demand for it and because people using their own free will have chosen that they like it better than these crappy alternative hipster ales that are so unremarkable that they are off the tap as quickly as they appear. It personally amuses me that people think they're classy sophisticates because they will drink some home made crap from a conman on the Moor Market and pay £4 a bottle for the faux feeling of authenticism.

Maybe if I just drink half, I'll be half buzzed for half of the time, Who's that mastermind behind that little line? With that kind of rational man I got half a mind to have another half of glass of wine sound asinine, yeah I know, But I never had no problem with alcohol, Ouch, look out for the wall - aim for the couch I'm about to fall I missed the couch went down ooh looking like a bouncy ball It must have knocked me out cause I ain't feel the ground at all

I think they will iron out their differences, it won't be long before Fosters etc are back on the taps at Weatherspoons. And I'm not going to be one of those idiot hipsters like "HURRRRR DURRRRR IT TASTES LIKE P*** ANYWAY I ONLY DRINK REAL ALE DURRRRRR", if it's beer I'll drink it.

Had to laugh other day they reported about a missing man on the 'news' on Sheffield live, asked anybody who's seen him to call 101 but didn't show any picture on the bullion haha. They do the best with what they have though, you can't slag them off when it's all volunteers. If the people at Sheffield Live are reading this, I have a rather Sean Bean-esque voice and would be happy to volunteer as a guest voice over

Royal Mail / Post Office - In the past they usually just grunt at you (Like First bus drivers) when you are dealing with them. Recently though I called customer services about something and I couldn't thank him enough for being so polite and customer friendly...the same goes to two staff who served me in Wilko's Post Office earlier.