despritdan

All sex offenders should be chemically castrated in addition to their prison sentences.

I've just heard the journalist who was on the helicopter which filmed the car chase saying good riddance because he was a horrible, violent man.

The Thatcher government pressurised benefit offices to transfer claimants from unemployment benefits to sickness benefits because that meant they wouldn't appear on the official unemployment figures. It was a ploy to massage the figures.

I've heard snippets of the enquiry but haven't heard any of the guilty parties named, just vague references to the Post Office management, the government, the computer company responsible for the Horizon system etc. I may have missed the naming and shaming.

Are you sure they aren't varicose veins?

It's a macho thing; they're trying to prove how hard they are.

They're alright in moderation but when you see people with entire limbs covered in blue ink, they just don't look healthy.

It's an amazing coincidence that ADHD was only discovered after corporal punishment was abolished.

Everyone's gone to the moon (or been banned).

Wetherspoons at Woodseats is fine; the beer's cheap and no problems with the customers.

You might have to in a few years because we're sleepwalking into becoming an Islamic State.

Only one bit with a mad dog; those were the days.

People are asking why the PM would want the police to limit what information they release.

Perhaps the PM wants to play down how easy it is for terrorists to come into this country, commit murder then leave.

Diversity and inclusion quotas.

I suppose she'd feel a little deflated.

You might be able to get an inflatable George Clooney if you shop around online.

More like 30 years, have you seen the lights on Oxford Street?

Another game where the subs weakened the team. Norwood+a lot of injury time=points thrown away

The problem is that kids this age are untouchable; the only person who'll get prosecuted will be the security guard who tackled one of them and he'll end up on some register or other. National Service and corporal punishment made this a disciplined society but they've been abolished so we've become a yob society with no discipline in homes, schools or society in general with mob rule becoming the norm.

The Tories bribed the public by offering shares in the newly privatised companies at knock down prices , knowing most people would sell them soon after to make a quick profit, meaning they ended up in the hands of a few wealthy individuals and institutions. 35 years down the line, here we are swimming in raw sewage and being expected to pay for their incompetence through higher bills.

Khan's a sympton, not the cause which is this country's disastrous immigration policies since the end of the last war. Enoch Powell tried to warn of the future consequences if it continued but in the words of Don McLean, "They did not listen, they're not listening still. Perhaps they never will."

You buy it and you sell it but it doesn't actually exist.

This is clearly one of those foreign brain surgeons I keep reading about on his way to work. He's even saving the NHS money by taking his own scalpel.

Police are looking for a white man who forgot to wash his hands.