despritdan

All sex offenders should be chemically castrated in addition to their prison sentences.

I've just heard the journalist who was on the helicopter which filmed the car chase saying good riddance because he was a horrible, violent man.

The Thatcher government pressurised benefit offices to transfer claimants from unemployment benefits to sickness benefits because that meant they wouldn't appear on the official unemployment figures. It was a ploy to massage the figures.

I've heard snippets of the enquiry but haven't heard any of the guilty parties named, just vague references to the Post Office management, the government, the computer company responsible for the Horizon system etc. I may have missed the naming and shaming.

Are you sure they aren't varicose veins?

It's a macho thing; they're trying to prove how hard they are.

They're alright in moderation but when you see people with entire limbs covered in blue ink, they just don't look healthy.

It's an amazing coincidence that ADHD was only discovered after corporal punishment was abolished.

Everyone's gone to the moon (or been banned).

Wetherspoons at Woodseats is fine; the beer's cheap and no problems with the customers.

You might have to in a few years because we're sleepwalking into becoming an Islamic State.

Only one bit with a mad dog; those were the days.

People are asking why the PM would want the police to limit what information they release.

Perhaps the PM wants to play down how easy it is for terrorists to come into this country, commit murder then leave.

Diversity and inclusion quotas.