davyboy

I had just left school(1958) and got a holiday job before starting tech. I went into the office to report for work (dogs body)and there was the most gorgeous girl typing away. A couple of weeks later the office cleaner asked me if would like a date with that girl. Yes Yes Yes, We were together until she passed away a year ago. Her dress reminds me of that meeting and I have it in the wardrobe

don't forget that when you reach 80 you get an extra 25p.

Hubby! drives me mad. it's husband. Wifey. We would gets complains using that.

Did she know?

a friend, a very keen bird watcher, was just about to carve the turkey when the phone rang. Twas a mate who told him a very rare bird had been spotted many miles away, did he want to come with his mates to view it. The fact that my friend is still in the land of the living tells you his reply.

slow

castration

pass it on to someone else

he was young and innocent and didn't know the ways of the world

I was talking to a lady in a company in the UK when she said "our system says you are in Australia" I eventually got rid of VPN and I landed back in the UK.

Nor me but all the ads were in German!!! My computer thought i was on Frankfurt.

My g/son is autistic and can't stand in a queue. His parents have explained to some shop owners (chippies)who allow him to go to the front. Any moans and the situation is explained and most people understand.

I had the Pfizer booster last week.I felt really bad next day and slept for nearly 24 hours.Still feel bad....tired, internal cold just like having the flu. The pfizer jab always affects me like this, AZ no affects ????

My wife had a fallout 7 pm It took two and a half hours to get an ambulance to her.the ambulance took 25 minutes to A&E. Then waited 40 minutes outside until a space inside became available. Joined a queue of six trolleys in the corridor. The ward was full Seen by a doctor after 4 hours and sent for a scan. Still in the corridor. Our ambulance driver returned with another patient. Scan results after three hours discussed with doctor Driver returned with another patient. Had a short chat " you are looking at the death throes of the NHS "he said and left on another call My daughter picked us up, home at 8am.

See secret Paddersis to catch them before you loose your thatch. After that I'm afraid it will be upto your personality, which judging by your posts on here is pretty remote. Or flash your wallet( ahem) This I'm sorry to said is from personal experience, having lost my thatch after 62 years of marriage

Careful Daddy. I read that you can die laughing.

A similar thing happened to me. Every now and again I was asked for a portion of fish and chips. I got peed of with it and eventually I took the order and left them to it.

book them for a party of ten and leave them to sort it out

any particular colour?

My wife has a habit of mislaying her i Phone, often putting in a purse and then in a drawer!!! Is there some thing that enables me to find the blessed thing, even if there is no charge in the battery.

well it was ireland

I don't want to start an argument but that was the biggest most boring rubbish I have ever read.

I think that is a climbing plant

small butchers are closing because to many people are buying their met from a supermarket. barnsly?

I pay £100/month gas and electric. (£1200per year) I have just had an e mail quoting, on my usage, it will increase to just under £3500. I'm going have to give up drinking!!