I like the old Italian scam.
Greasy looking bloke swept back thinning hair slides up to one as one is walking on pavement .
Exacusie me lady he says in very Dinero type drawl, I hava offer you will be amazed.
He then with great aplomb pulls out his party trick ,looka this he says "Antalopee skin silk lining lady and gents matching coats ,"my bossa ses don't bring them back to Italia or you sacked" "for you i giva de pair £100 "" because you a butifull lady".any one elsee they woulda be £369 in Harrods.
"No thanks love says me" as he roars away in his Uno giving me the Italian finger.
That happened believe it or not.