Muldoon

You have been "INTERVIEWED" Skirmisher, consider yourself free to claim any benefits that you like. You don't like "curry" do you ? :hihi:

Provide him with a mobile app for jeremy kyle and he will love work...

Dont call you Muddy Coffee for nothing then ? :hihi:

Clean the kitchen floor, do the dishes, oh no ! I dirtied the floor,30 minutes up, Clean the kitchen floor, hoover up quickly, dammit !! 30 minutes up again, erm ? give in and log on to SF ... Problem sorted

He is simply thinking of all the money that he is making whilst presenting

Where is the point that the good old times meets the bright new future ? Is it governed by age or life ? Ethel, who comes in for a faff about with her perm, at the same salon as me on Thursdays, said to me, "Do you remember teh good old time's ?" and I thought to myself "Where do they start ? and at what age do you start calling them days "The good old days" ? I know that Ethel was going on about the mid 60's early 70's because she told me what she was up to but it's rude so I shall spare your eyes and ears. She was about 15 in the mid 60's, so I suppose that they were her "good old days". Going on the music too ! She loved the Beatles and The Monkees ?? So where do the Good old times stop and the bright new future start ?

Nice find Taxi Baz, although a lot of it is available with a quick meta search, there are however a few goodies in there. Good on yer Baz

I find IE lumpy and lacking in modern user interfaces, whereas chrome I find is fast, reliable and packed with more than enough to keep me amused for a while. I have however just installed the dev release of Win 8 and it runs like............. Usain Bolt with his pants on fire now Another browser well worth a squiz, is http://www.rockmelt.com I have had this on trial for 2 weeks now and my verdict is, very impressive.

Dive in http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=alexander+armstrong&hl=en&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=-3tGT8rJE9GJhQfS7-inDg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CBkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1440&bih=775

*sharp intake of breath through pursed lips* It's not an easy job guv and the price of plaster has gone through the roof as they use plaster to refine gold and you know the price of that nowadays. Tell you what, I have got some out of date plaster that is still good and I could do it for £ insert obscene amount here. :hihi:

MOD'S, tell him off he's scaring me :hihi:

The bloke in question by the op will have probably moved on now as its 5 years from the op date ???

My bold... (always wanted to do that) They do now

Heartfelt thoughts to your colleagues scooby, hope the lads pull through

and the "Wheeltappers and Shunters Club" R.I.P. Frank

Its a shame that the likes of "Depoix" does not post on here anymore, some of the views on 'our boys' are appalling and those that have posted them like wobblygob should be damn ashamed of themselves. Rather apt name if you ask me. If Hitler had won the war, the likes of you would be the first sniffing gas

I do not ever want to end up in a wheelchair, although there is a real chance that I will do. Being in a wheelchair whether you like it or not gets you placed in the second rate citizen category.

I stand corrected Glamrocker, it is infact a Cobra and NO you can't have it My laddo has claimed it, when he can find it. It's up in the loft in a box somewhere and I aint going up there, Bloody SPIDERS rule up there ;-)

:hihi:

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Governmentcitizensandrights/Consumerrights/index.htm Hope that helps you..

Stop being a snob "Big sigh" tsk tsk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caveat_emptor

Emergency tax code states "week one" on your payslip

Play with fire your going to get burned sooner or later springs to mind. Damn good reporter but notoriety does not come without it's inherent risk's in war zones. R.I.P.

EEP ! I'm off ! The mod's are ganging up :hihi:

They came on the original Golf rabbit wow...