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Oh I love these threads.

Not everybody does that funbags87. Rest assured, if I pulled up alongside your bags of fun, I would most certainly not make eye contact. Not even momentary eye contact after a few seconds in an attempt to convince you that I am not actually looking at and thinking about your bags of fun.

You sounded like you cared a lot more about dreams than I do and had researched them, so I just took you at your word, I won't be making the same mistake with you again. You trolled me fair and square. I bet you will see these lobsters now they are on your mind. How did you know what I had dreamt about last night

You said yourself that typical light switches don't work, only dimmer switches. So I'll rephrase what I said. If you are not sure if you are dreaming, try turning on a typical light switch as those don't work when you dream. Is there anything in your dreams you can use to realise you are dreaming, like I have with the light switches?

So your saying what I said is true for typical light switches but not dimmer light switches. Thats fair enough. The point is when a light switch doesn't work, I then realise I am dreaming and I can then control the dream. I apologise for not specifying the type of light switches involved.

I also have zombie dreams. Sometimes I realise I am dreaming and I can control the dream which actually make nightmares fun, stuff like possessing the force or flying. If you are not sure if you are dreaming, try turning on a light switch as those don't work when you dream. Apparently if you read something, look away from it and re read it, it will never say the same thing. I have never tried that though.

I don't have this problem, but I do have a solution. Put some pieces of toilet paper on the water before you start. You can now poop quietly, like a ninja.

He came back from the dead, then he dressed up as a bunny rabbit and walked around hiding little coloured eggs. I don't see how people can claim this did not happen. Easter should be celebrated by all. It even says in the bible that Judas won the Easter egg hunt with a score of 12. He actually found 13 but he dropped the last one and it broke, hence the common belief that the number 13 is an unlucky number.

I can't really add anything useful as I am yet to reach 30, but perhaps this situation is similar: A few months ago I found out I am actually 5'7" not 5'8" like I thought I had been since my teenage years, for a few days I actually felt shorter.

Yep, and its an addiction that can cost up to 30k a year, so crime rates would also fall.

I hope its not aliens as I've heard about what they do to cows, and who says they will stop at the cows? I really don't want to get probed in that area. Actually I doubt it was aliens over the viaduct. They don't tend to hover over viaducts, they are more likely to be busy making crop circles using a broad plank of wood and some rope.

I found this website handy. You can often discover the fix by using google extensively. You won't be the first person to have a problem with your TV, you will find others having had the same problem on audio/visual forums. To increase your search results, search for the panel reference number rather than just the make and model of your tv. A lot of tv's have exactly the same components but just in different cases and re-branded (especially so with cheap tv's) . So any solutions which are found with these identical but differently branded TV's can be applied to your own. When you discover which is the faulty component, remove it and search for that part number. There are websites which sell working components gutted from broken tv's, which saves you a bit of cash on the component. I fixed a green haze problem on my 32" tv (which I got on here for £40, bargain ), by doing the above. Turned out just to be a faulty lvds cable, £10 for the cable and problem fixed.

Clearly not everybody has the same level of intelligence as you Rich. I wish you had shared that gem of information with me last month, you could have saved me £80! As a thank you for keeping us all informed about Nigerian email scams, I would like to share £1000 of my Cameroonian lottery win with you when I receive it in the next 4-6 months. Please pm me your bank account number, sort code, the name of your first pet and the name of the primary school you went to.

Yeah its a scam don't fall for it. I fell for a scam trying to help a supposed king of Nigeria access some funds of his that had been illegally frozen by his own government. Last month I lost almost £100 on this scam. Fortunately I have just found out I have won the Cameroonian lottery. How lucky is that! I can't even remember entering it! Once I have paid the £80 administration fee I will receive about £250,000. So its swings and roundabouts really.