Celeb

Well, at least he says he wont again. Shame about his face but if thats what it took to get the message through to him, then everybodys happy. Now lock him up.

Baines is the best left back in the world. Turning down Barca last summer because he didnt want his kids to grow up in Spain shows what a stalwart he is.

Yeah but us blokes dont care. This is just something else women feel the need to moan and whinge about.

Throwing himself through the ropes onto a cameraman didnt help his cause.

Cant be bothered reading any of it. Sorry. You`re probably wrong though.

Pretty sure he didnt. He`s winding down on his public appearances due to poor health. (Get well soon Ken if you`re reading)

You get told these things when you`re on the celebrity circuit like me. The earth breathes through its skin. (Crust)

It will. it`ll just shrivel up like an old balloon and everything will die. Ive no intention of using less, its not going to happen for another 400-600 years so Im in the clear.

Correct. Its struggling to breathe hence all the earthquakes/tornados/tsunamis wiping everyone out. RIP Earth.

We wont see the benefits in our lifetime so why bother. Planet is dead anyway.

Who would pay an ugly hairy woman to dance for them? I wouldnt, and would definatley have a wobbly at the management for employing her.

I cant understand people who drive to the supermarket just to put stuff in a bottle bank. You`re not getting anything out of it apart from wasting petrol.

Women should be bald.

Human Centipede 10/10.

Yes they are.