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  1. He's an old one. Dear Technical Support, 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself. Help requested please And the flip side... Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate --------------------------------------------------------- Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try entering the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly. CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support
  2. It hasn't been revitalised, it's just a dead section of the forum now, nobody bothers with it now. It used to be great when things were shown in a long list starting with the newest post. People have been asking for it to be brought back to how it used to be for quite some time now (probably a couple of years) but it just falls on deaf ears.
  3. Didn't the Four Mimes become The Discoes?
  4. There is a sale on at Euro Car Parts 😅
  5. I Have uploaded an old film about Newton Chambers to YouTube
  6. It was only a couple of months ago that Barry Ryan died. He and John Miles were two of my favourite singers. RIP both of you.
  7. Wait until March 27th and Hey Presto, jobs a good un.
  8. Free prescriptions for certain medical conditions People with certain medical conditions can get free NHS prescriptions. Medical exemption certificates are credit-card-size cards. They are issued if you have: cancer, including the effects of cancer or the effects of current or previous cancer treatment a permanent fistula (for example, a laryngostomy, colostomy, ileostomy or some renal dialysis fistulas) requiring continuous surgical dressing or an appliance a form of hypoadrenalism (for example, Addison's disease) for which specific substitution therapy is essential diabetes insipidus or other forms of hypopituitarism diabetes mellitus, except where treatment is by diet alone hypoparathyroidism myasthenia gravis myxoedema (hypothyroidism requiring thyroid hormone replacement) epilepsy requiring continuous anticonvulsive therapy a continuing physical disability that means you cannot go out without the help of another person (temporary disabilities do not count, even if they last for several months)
  9. Are you using the source/input button to get to the right HDMI slot? It the source button working? Use the camera on your mobile phone to check if all the remote buttons are working. Point the remote at your camera and you will see the IR LED light up every time you press a button.
  10. Use a Y lead which plugs in to two USB ports (something like THIS). Just make sure it has the right plug to fit your external HDD
  11. I hope they sort the Pop Up Banner out quicker than its taking to sort the Classified out.
  12. The bottom ad is not too bad when viewing on a mobile phone but when viewed on a tablet or the computer it is so intrusive.
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