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mystery man

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  1. they say they pay you when africa gets the laptop, you agree because they oofferd so much, they cretate make paypal link they get laptop you never hear from them again think thats how it works
  2. yes they need him to take some fish bones to the bin
  3. it wouldnt be castle market without him
  4. you have such petite hands and are good for such tasks as ironing washing up cooking, maybe even other tasks
  5. I remember him walking around with a empty bucket and moving things around for stalls could be wrong every summer I check man utd's transfers just in case.
  6. I always find it funny to go into the newsagent glance at the womans magazines and see headlines such as "my husband tried to kill my mother in law then our dog" "he took all my jewlery to swap for beer" and "I think my boyfriend is a secret crossdresser and hates puppies" so I had a look in one of them yesterday to find out that most are such far fetched crap you could ever read. I wonder what would happen if there was a mens magazine with such headlines as "she never does the ironing" there would be all out riots. so then, do you think like me that sexism is so one sided and got out of hand?
  7. anyone know if that bloke who works at the castle market with the old football style shorts and usually old man utd top quite tall and skinny still works there? have not been to sheffield for agers so have not seem him, always talked to him about vintage cars and fasionwear I wonder what he will do when the markets close down.
  8. the only way these neighberhoods watch teams would all work well is if they took names and kicked some arse as we all know this wont happen.
  9. often get some in the garden due to living in leeds and the back alleys always filled with trash thought if I wanna kill some have some fun with it thanks for the advice
  10. can anyone tell me what gun would be the best to use on rats?
  11. lets cut this story short the person who won in the real world should not have people agree with the above commect the villages come out with their pitchfolks and chant racists PC gone mad simples
  12. hit the addicts hard at a time like this is a great Idea!! make non sobar simon pay more for his fixes, at a time like this we really cant be messing about and need to get to it, leaving cigs and alcahol at the same price would have been stupid. also the rise to 50k for immigrants is another great move.
  13. it would only work if you opened it then came back on here with a "I went to hillsborough cafe today and it is the best food I have tasted in my life" thread.
  14. to be honest if you are nervous about being a copper you should not be one all good coppers have very high confidence.
  15. if I give you a good idea will you give me a good chunk of your commision money after?
  16. when they installed the lifts at hallamshire hospital they tested one lift to go to the top but it got stuck due to the shaft not being levelled upright and too small the lift is still there stuck today. thats why there is always one lift not working there
  17. according to stacey solomon its 16quid each way!
  18. heres a couple today I saw a fat girl at the bus stop she was wearing a shirt that said "I love hip hop" the c and the s must have fell off went to the gym today, tried the new machine it made me feel sick, it does kit-kats mars bars and crisps im here all week!!!
  19. I know where I would take my mother-in-law to the VERY edge of a cliff
  20. or becuase they have a serius gambling problem.....
  21. I do like coffee, but only the one that doesnt take forever to make and costs a fortune
  22. im sick of being asked this when seing people in town I know!! no I dont want to sit in plastic starbucks with all the pretend snobs while we soon find out we have nothing to say sipping on a tall skinny roast bean latte mocha aka nestcafe but harder to make would I want to go for 8 pints yes would I want to go chase some stray dogs while dressed as elvis yes do I want to go on a whisky themed night and make some prank phone calls yes but I dont want to waste a hour drinking coffee oreyt!!!! and how many coffee shops do we NEED?
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