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Very competitive Zinger..

Inflation supposes to be coming down... My pint of beer in the Lane Top club was £2-20 a pint just before Christmas, now £3. Their kidding us Anna...

The Owls are a sleeping giant. If they were challenging for the play offs, they could command 50,000 plus. Pity the ground can't accommodate that many.

There's wars raging around the World... Stop the wars, then maybe we can concentrate on climate change.. Until that happens, it's pointless!

Keep us updated Weazel.. We all wish you the very best.

Thought it was Thursday, pal.

They deserve better..

Your lingo..

It's not etiquette.

Just about to get the dictionary out.. then I twigged it..

Seriously, he does make me laugh.

You can't say that Mr. G.

Some good results for the Owls tonight Mooksie....

Good results tonight Mr. B.

Crikey, Wonder what's happened to the comfortable arm chairs and mattresses.

I've just found a delipidated old crystal ball in the loft. I've given it a good clean and polish, and it revealed the following information.. Owls v Stoke 2-0 Blackburn v Owls 1-1 Owls v West brom 1-0 Sunderland v Owls 2-0. That will give them 50 points..

Are you sure it wasn't Hackenthorpe?

Once went to London to watch the Blades play Tottenham, after the match I visited Soho.. I was meandering along, not hurting anyone, when suddenly, I hear, GET BACK! GET BACK!. I looked around and there was a ring of London police officers behind me with guns drawn. I was looking down the barrels of six police revolvers, on the other side of me was a very large man! Now there are huge men, but this one was bigger than huge, he was gigantic and was carrying a great big crowbar....And I was in the way!!! I had a choice. Have my skull crushed and my brains squelched out through my fluttering ears-or I could have 6 police officers owned bits of metal embedded in my body!!! "FEET" do your stuff. I threw my terrified backside into reverse and got the hell outta there. I can still remember that incident vividly to this very day some 40 years later... And I can tell you this, Yes, when faced with imminent death by hurtling metal, you can see your life flashing through your mind. But I was too busy sh****** my pants to pay much attention...

All my spare cash is stashed away in my mattress. If on the rare occasion I need a fiver, I have to get a crowbar and gently extract one..

I'm not into this climate debate at all, but if the planet is warming up, surely there will be advantages as well as disadvantages. The human race, as always, will adapt to climate change. I remember when I was a child, winters were horrific, snow and freezing temperature's were commonplace. Not anymore, very rare now to see heavy snowfalls, and any snow barely last's a couple of days.

I always go for women with Tattoo's. Cus I know they don't mind little pricks..

First thing you looked for back in the sixties was: "How many has Boycott Got"

Keeping us on tenterhooks, Hots. At least their giving us some "excitement" This could go down to the last kick of the season. Interesting times ahead..

What a kind, compassionate person you are Anna. Your a credit to the Forum. I do hope Weazel takes your advice..

I'm hoping to go when I can afford a Delorean.