DaveJames

Bolero.... very funny matey!!! Nice one!!! What an insulting and offensive suggestion this really is. How would people react to a "muslim only" cab service, or a "jews only" cab service? There would be outrage. It seems so acceptable these days for people to descriminate against men, and its wrong. Why, when i go to the gym, is there a "women only" section? How sexist is that I ask you?? Anyway, what use is a taxi to a woman in the kitchen anyway?!? jk !

Its so easy to have an opinion on this without reading the book. Medical opinions seem divided. 3 years ago i read the book cover to cover and decided i'd like to try it. I dropped from 15 and half stone to 12 and a half stone in under a year - at a comfortable and stable rate of weight loss and experienced no unpleasant effects. Since then, I have continued to manage my carb intake according to the books "lifetime maintenance" plan and the weight has stayed off - i feel healthier and more confident than i ever did before. Good luck.

You can view and compare figures here. http://www.rajar.co.uk/INDEX2.CFM?menuid=9 I often don't like what they do, but I understand why they do it.

WHOA !!!! Chill baby !!! Lighten up, suggestion: ref dictionary "humour and sarcasm". No offense was intended. Dave out

I was working in Belfast on good friday. We had KFC for lunch, my Zinger Tower Burger must have been the special weight watchers one, cos when i got it back to work, it was just 2 bits of bread with a hash brown in it. Robbing feckers.

Oh please, stop complaining. Its Sunday. If i want to take her ladyship for a flight over the city in my new chopper then thats my priveledge. At least i'm not clogging up the roads. Now, go find something useful to whine about you heathen !!!

To be honest, in the summer time these little ASBO's on their bikes drive me crazy riding round and round the estate. Especially on a Sunday when trying to sleep off a hangover. These irresponsible little thugs should be locked up or sent to work down a coalmine, indefinately. They are truly a menace, and it's only a matter of time until they seriously injure somebody in my area. The police response is a joke. I remember last year they set up a hotline to call to report such things... if you called it, you got a recorded message saying that your call would be dealt with inside 24 hours. What kind of use is that?!? You could try calling the station, they sound interested in what you have to say, and promise to send a car "immediately"; but the cars never come and the kids keep screeching around on their death mobiles. Dave out.

Cheers Sam, my method is amusing but tiresome after the first 5 goes !!! I will try your suggestion dude.

I get many of these calls into my studio during the daytime, but usually there is someone on the other end of the line about to try and sell me something. Unfortunately, i can't use the preference service as this is a business line. However... i found a really amusing way to play their game ! As soon as they ask if you are "mr xyz..." say yes, and ask for their name. As soon as they give it you, launch into this speil... "wow [jenny], i'm so glad you've called me today. I genuinely believe that everything happens for a reason, and this must be a sign to us both. I work for the Kingdom Hall of Jehova's Witnesses, and i'd love to take a moment to speak with you about your religious beliefs, and arrange a home visit with one of our religious representatives" I guarantee you, that they will make their excuses and hang up - and you won't be getting called by that company again mwahahahahaha ! Good luck Dave, out.

Blackbox, what a great tune ! Have a listen to http://www.passionradio.co.uk (check the option for 128k in the media player, sounds great !) - its a digital classic dance station from the south coast playing the finest classic disco and dance tracks, with a smattering of current tunes as well. One of their great USP's are the "blueprint dance anthems" - the original versions of songs that have gone on to inspire dance anthems (ie Loleatta Holloway "love sensation" became Black Box "ride on time" etc...) Best wishes

A good curry can turn any bath into a jacuzzi.

No, don't take her to play bingo - she'll think you have a blue rinse fetish (not that there is anything wrong with that of course, they all need lovin!) Time for some advice from your resident love doctor. Women like confidence. I'd suggest that you approach her on the tram and say "you should put money on the lottery little lady, cos you're one damn lucky woman. I'd say it's not everyday a girl gets on the same tram as the man of her dreams, but you seem to manage it every day" Then you need to make her feel like a real woman. Tell her you have a shirt that needs some buttons sewing on, thereby appealing to her feminine side. Next great move is to tell her that her shoelace is untied. When she bends down to check, you can mutter the immortal words "...oh, and whilst you're down there..." Then give her a confidence boost, she'll love that. Tell her that you've been gawking at her chest for weeks, and you wonder if it tastes as good as it looks. The tram will probably be near to her stop now, so it's a good time to suggest that as she's on the way to work, she should spend some of the money she earns by taking you out for a drink. Then point out that any woman of yours wouldn't be allowed to work - she can look forward to a life of cooking, cleaning, and nappies. If she hasn't given you her number after all this, there's only one possible conclusion. Lesbian. Good luck !

My mam was knocked up on the back seat of a Ford Capri (Ghia model as well) parked infront of Beckets chippy at the manor top. My father is called Barrington, and the car was white with a Jamaican flag on the roof., awesome.

I lived in Southern Ireland for a number of years, and my neighbours there had been introduced to Hendersons Relish years ago.... and it can't be bought in the Emerald Isle... so every time I came back to blighty, i had to stock up on relish for the irish neighbours ! x

One has to say that the use of grammer within this thread has been dreadful; but perhaps that may be excused if we could get the general idea of what you trying to say... this posting though...? What on earth is that suposed to mean?!? Go and learn to write, then you might be entitled to have an opinion on the minions who live within the grounds of my Manor House. Peasant. Sorry if that was a bit harsh !