Sir Irvine!
How the devil are you? It's been a long time! Sir John Osborn here...
My oh my, you certainly cocked it up for the Conservatives in Hallam, especially given the fantastic state of the constituency you inherited from myself. Nevertheless, it appears you have got your (or should that be "you're") comeuppance, being attacked by members of the general public on these forums, and being labelled a "troll", whatever on earth that means!
Anyway, take care, AND STOP PRANK CALLING MY WIFE!!
Regards
Sir John