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Should I start digging the shelter now ?? Im scared :D

Can you get 12v steam cleaners that you can strap to the front wings on your car to get rid of that white stuff ??

Barnsley Paranormal Society :hihi: Tell me that there is a Dingle watch... or a Duggie scope. :hihi: excuse me whilst I change my boxers.. kin ell.... gotta be the post of the year..

Kissing for the first time ?? Anyone asked slimsid yet ?? :hihi:

My cow pat sensor has just flown off the wall :hihi:

Vote for the Rat.. I will guarantee a 12 hour working week for everyone and £300 a week in the bank for everyone, with shopping discounts arranged for food and beer at all local food distribution centers. ciggies and other luxuries like bidet wash will be heavilly taxed.. All will become clear when the "Rat" takes over the reigns... you know it makes no sense :D

Yeah ?? Them old learned gits that have survived all the evil that SF can throw at them.. ooooo eeeee shoeeeeey :hihi:

Shurrup Shoey, I was looking forward to a mod feyt there... P.s. whatever party you vote for you are gonna get shafted one way or the other.. oh welcome the day that the world discovers Bhiddism..

Just bagged nearly £4's worth of bread and breadcakes etc all reduced to either 29p or 19p, just to get one over on the old gimmers that are like sharks in morrisons, they followed me around for at least four aisles nudging me with their trolleys full of cat litter, cabbage and vodka ??

Ker Tish Boom... beat me to it :hihi:

Fire lumps of rocksalt at them and kill two birds with one snow dissolving lump :hihi:

The council filled our grit bin up in S20. (address withheld for fear of retribution from the council stazi) and it seems that they have started mixing sand in with the salt, crafty swines..... gonna block all the drains with sand now then ?? :huh:

I was bored whilst waiting for the tram today at the infirmary road stop so lobbed a snowball at the bus going towards hillsborough .. The people on the bus jumped and then laughed so i lobbed a brick at em... Jokin there are some posters on here that were never kids... we know who you are at area 51 and a half :hihi:

Anyone mentioned deflating your tyres by 10 pounds which gives you better traction especially if you drive a BMW M series with rubber bands for tyres yer plant pot... oops! Held the tram up whilst he was doing his macho BROOOOOOM BROOOOOOM going sideways but not forwards very quickly thing.. I hate trams you jerk...

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