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Homeslice

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  1. Did you book your ticket that the day before? If so, thats a bargain
  2. There is more atmosphere in a morgue than that place, If you have a party there, I think you friends wouldnt like you anymore. Add to the fact the neighbours always complain.
  3. Dont bother going down, now you have missed it. They will just add that offence to the list, so just keep your head down.
  4. Even pumping in a jam jar, screw the lid back on, leave it for a week and then release under the nose of an unsuspecting victim. Simply horrific.
  5. I enjoy guffing in my hand, clasping it shut, then throw it in a friends face. Superb!
  6. Do you frown upon people, mainly strangers guffing in public, or do you take no notice of this natural bodily function? If your with your loved one, do you hold it in or are you `relaxed` enough to let out a little tommy squeaker? Do you enjoy farting on you own and take pride in the catastrphic effects upon the nasal passages of friends and family? NB. Women need not reply. They dont trump because its un-lady like. Regards
  7. Yeah, nice one funman. Any frsh leads towards his whereabouts Shamrock?
  8. Fair comment, but I think if your going to have sex, do it properley, the clap and other STD`s dont really come into my mind in the heat of a moment. My girlfriend dosnt want a kid yet, so Im cruising.
  9. I dont `forget` sheaths, I just prefer going bareback.
  10. Anyone know whats goin on? gridlock from hunters bar roundabout up to alost the Toby Carvery at Parkhead.
  11. Drink 12 pints a night, and grab a kebeb. An enjoyable nutritious way to gain weight.
  12. I cant remember, but can anyone remember when/if hail the size of golf balls rained down on old seven hills, or if a massive earthquake leveled the city ( ok, maybe not this) or any other `non-sheffield like weather occured` causing £xxxxx of damage or even life loss?
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