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If not Brucie, how about 'The Holy Daughters of Yootha Joyce'?

There was a time when stupid men and women gathered together to praise Brucie and all his works. The membership was restricted to whom could wear the most preposterous headpiece including carpet tiles, toilet mats, Greengrocers turf, etc. and it had to be tied to your head with Gaffer tape or any obvious adhesive product currently on the market. Most of all, it had to be done badly. The initiation ceremony had to be a 'Good Game' and if you survived it was 'Nice to see you, to see you...' My Children, please join in your droves! and then, upon success, you can 'Give us a twirl'.

Chip shop next to the Old Grindstone at Crookes.