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Doesn't hurt to ask them

Why dont you ask the tattooist to 'tattoo' you without it been dipped in ink? At least then you can see if you can stand it without leaving a stupid mark.

This meet for Jeff the collection was a good turn out. Nice to meet everyone. Think we've done the owdgit proud with the collection. Thanks to cgk for the 'book of condolences' hes made, I'll be honored to present this to the family. Owdlad...immortalised!

She used to advertise these at B&Q before Morrisons. I think shes weird! Mind you she doesn't talk half as bad as what she used to....she used to sound like she'd had a stroke.

I carry hand sanitiser in my bag, wouldn't dream of placing my hands on some of the taps in the public toilets.

You friends with David Gest then?

I think you should be utterly ashamed by your comment, no wonder some people dont feel welcome on here! Glad you found a pup Fabcakes:)

I've got flu like symptoms, not been sick though. It came on very quick friday and I still feel terrible. Just laid in bed, aint got energy to do owt:( It was bad enough taking kids to schools this morning, went dizzy and couldn't walk straight luckily one of the dads gave me a lift back home:)

I remember when I was 16 and in Majorca I got absolutely hammered and passed out outside of the nightclub we had been in. These welsh lads decided to escort me back to the hotel. I was soooo drunk I couldn't open my eyes, I could hear them talking to me but couldn't respond...they 'tried' to walk me back by telling me when to lift my feet for the kerbs...it was taking far too long so one lad decided to carry me in a firemans lift.......and yes, I gipped all down his back!!!! Then when I was 18 in Rhodes, I had spent all day in the sun, drank a few (well quite a few) irish coffees and a couple of beers. I thought I felt ok...went back to room and got ready to really start drinking...back to the bar I went, drank my first beer of the night and decided I dint feel good..asked a young boy where the toilets were, they were all the way through reception and down some stairs......so, off I goes, I get bang outside said reception and felt it all coming up...clamped hand over mouth but couldn't contain it....jesus, it was like exorcist...sprayed everywhere, all over myself and the nice marbled floors................and bang in front of about 15 people that were just checking in!!!! oh the shame.

Agree totally!

My kids have used this before http://www.byki.com/

They're the same chuffs that phone me...several times a day! When you answer the phone cuts off

So we let them give us those bloody scars for nowt then?

I'll take that as 'I dont know' then:rolleyes:

He was declared legally dead 15th February this year.