PRESLEY

I don't watch X factor.

Big Lorries anall.

I used to get my Beef Dripping with a picture of a Cow on the lable from the Castle market, result! lovely brown chips. 🐄

Just can't understand how the opera singer from South Africa didn't get the Golden Buzzer after the judges comments, like , your the best opera singer thats ever sang on the show, considering Paul Potts actually won the show singing opera. Very strange!

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Are you losing the plot or summat! You are a staunch conservative voter, the way you defend Boris and the party's skullduggery its more than obvious who you support and will carry on supporting.

You need a bank loan to buy owt from most chippies these days, I make my own, as long as you get the batter right your on to a winner, plain flour and bit of salt and pepper, then jobs a gooden and far cheaper.

It looked like she had been eating Candy Floss.

Yes! I still sit there in mi pyjamas waiting for it pop through the letter box.

I would like to see her and Ricky Gervais present the show, they both have their feet on the ground with loads of show biz experience, the interviews would be both serious and funny, there would be no cases of being starstruck buttering up, they are both genuine and not fake they just say it has it is.

It was all tongue in cheeck Padders but after her performance last night she brought a tear to my eye and I reciprocate exactly what she is doing in the picture you posted.

As I hang my head in shame, I take back ALL the horrible things I have said about Amanda Holden, she looked beautiful last night and she did the right thing by giving the young female singer the Golden Buzzer, I would definately give Amanda one and yes I'm still on about the Golden Buzzer.

Officer! Why are you charging me with assault, I only punched him in the face once.

Restraint not retaliation is required.

At school especially, there is no need for a kid to have a phone, any problems see the teacher and if a phone call is required the teacher would go to the school office, Oh! And another thing the majority of Parents need to walk their kids to school, the lazy buggers. In my day we didn't need phones and there is no way mi mates were gonna see me gettin out of mi mams Volks Wagon Beetle whislt trying to kiss me on the cheek.