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Thanks Daddy Perhaps we should have been offended but you know what: I’m not hateful, I’m grateful.🤣🤣🤣

This thread made me giggle. About about 6 weeks ago my friend Margaret and I went to our usual quiz night in Heeley. We called a taxi and as they said only 2 minutes we decided to wait outside. A big white Mercedes with 2 men inside pulled up and asked if we wanted to get in. We were gobsmacked. Margaret told them where to go. We wondered if they wanted us as sex slaves and thought it was hilarious. We are both 74.

I had a water leak from bathroom onto kitchen ceiling. I looked on Utube, their advise was: let it dry then wash well with bleach, allow to dry then paint. It worked a treat. Good luck.

I too was offended by the way these meters were ‘sold’ to us, as if they would safe us money. What rubbish. I absolutely refused time and time again to have one fitted. However, British Gas have told me that my meter is so old it is at the end of it’s ‘life’ and needs to be replaced. I asked for it to be replaced with a non smart meter. I was told a smart meter is free, non smart £120.

I saw John in town about 4 years ago. I put some money in his bucket, he thanked me and said it was for a good cause. I told him I knew and I had an appointment that afternoon at Western Park. He gave me a big hug. Never was a hug more welcome or more appreciated. What a hug. What a man!

Had lovely cup of cappuccino.

Lovely visit to Elsecar Park.

Hi Padders it’s me JooJoo It seems Jane has been wondering what’s happened to me so I may as well confess. I have been approached by a ‘representative’ of Mr Longprod. He has heard that I have good publicity skill and as he is expanding his empire he needs a special PR. He intends to wipe out all his opposition by introducing theme nights and competitions. As you know, this is my forte. He is keen to acquire my flare and ability to attract a crowd and has made me an offer which is difficult to refuse (a bottle of Prosecco and a large packet of salt and vinegar a week.) I am considering this kind offer and will let you know my decision in due course. J x

Hi Padders it’s me JooJoo Black magic, how very clever of you. Got me thinking. Getting near Halloween so how about having a little party at your fun bar? I will consult Miss Kitty I’m sure she will have some fine leather look top quality plastic witches outfits available along with some spells and potions. Could be a great night. Love J x

Got all clear tests results.🤩

Hi Padders it’s me JooJoo I just fluttered by to wish you a fantastic, incredible, magic, brilliant, great, splendid, delightful, lovely, happy birthday. 🥂 Cheers xx

Hi Padders its me JooJoo All is forgiven, the balloon, drink and cake have cheered me up no end. Thank you so much. xxx 😆

Hi Padders it’s me JooJoo Missed my chance again, story of my life. I’m beyond disappointed. sob, sob 😭

Hi Padders it’s me JooJoo If you are worried about your blood pressure I could pop round and see to you. Of course I’m not a nurse but I’ve got a rather fetching nurse’s outfit, purchased from Madame Kitty’s “Medical Specialist” selection. Might make you feel better.

Hi Padders it’s me JooJoo Just to let you know I’ll be cheering the lads on tonight big time. I’ve got my kit ready - Madame Kitty does a great line in kits. It comes with a whistle, strange rattle, nets and miniature balls (not sure what they’re for.) You can be sure I’ll be screaming at the telly when they score.