Mister Gee

Yet they seem to have all the answers for everything. I’ll try and get in touch with Paul Blomfield tomorrow morning to see if he can give me the winner in the 2:45 at Beverley.

If they seem to have all the answers for everything then surely you know something about their policies.

That doesn’t make any sense, are you OK?

Speaking of being on the juice, dozens of intoxicated Tory MPs will be entering the voting lobbies later tonight to seal the fate of asylum seekers, some of whom will be Afghan interpreters.

I'm amazed that all these red wall Tory MPs weren't aware of the need for absolute personal integrity and restraint to have a chance at retaining their seats at the next election. I mean, what with the example of their then leader.... oh hang on a minute!

Who hasn’t?

You don’t say?

Are you sure?

You told us half an hour ago who you’re voting for.

Says the “proud Tory”.

What an absolutely pathetic response summed up by that!

Come on Oh “proud Tory”, tell us about irony?

Who’s your candidate Westy?

Have you got anything positive to say about the party that you’re proud to support? I’m getting the impression that you’re just a mediocre and very sad wind up merchant.