Made me chuckle
>>Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
>>Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting. He
>>enquired of god,"Where have you been?" God pointed downwards through the
>>clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God. Archangel Michael
>>looked puzzled and said,
>>"What is it?" "Its a planet," replied God, " and I've put LIFE on it. I'm
>>going to call it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance."
>>"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing down to
>>different parts of the Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of
>>great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the
>>Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot.
>>Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a
>>continent of black people." God continued, pointing to the different
>>countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be
>>very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then
>>pointed to another area of land and asked, "What's that?" "Ah," said God.
>>"That's Yorkshire, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful
>>people, seven great cities, and many impressive towns, it is the home of the
>>world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and
>>politicians. The people from Yorkshire are going to be modest, intelligent
>>and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be
>>extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known
>>throughout the world as speakers of truth." Michael gasped in wonder and
>>admiration but then proclaimed,"What about balance God, you said there will
>>God _replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the wan****s I'm putting next
>>to them in Lancashire."