If your sister did this what would you lot do?

katy1981 · 27-01-2006, 22:10

stupid dam woman stood in post office with three quid in her hand and thought ill not put the lottery on this week so she spends it on a bottle of lambrini and goes home to watch tv falls alseep and doesnt think to check the numbers as shed not put it on anyway so today i get a call ..........

sister......katy you ll never belive whats happend

katy ......... omg whats werong are the kids ok??

sister ....... yeah yeah their fine

katy.... phew whats wrong then?

sister ...... my numbers have come up on the lottery

katy ......... wooooo hoooo yey!! *shouts MUM DAD!! our d***a's won the bloody lottery

sister ....... whoooo whoooo katy thats the bad bit

katy .... how do you mean?

sister .... i bought lambrini instead of putting the lottery on *she now starts crying

katy ..........

silence

sister ........ katy????

katy ........ ermmm well thats too bad d***a

sister ....... eh ?

katy ............ not a lot to say about it now is there?

sister .... ermm ii guess not

katy ... ok then i got to go bye

sister .......

silence

what would you have said?? and no swear words please

Yellowrose · 27-01-2006, 22:12

Youve only yourself to blame sister dear?

vidster · 27-01-2006, 22:14

"Your still alive and the kids are healthy. There will be other lottery draws.
More importantly though... Why didn't you share the bloody Lambrini with me ya tight git!"

katy1981 · 27-01-2006, 22:17

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Originally Posted by vidster

"Your still alive and the kids are healthy. There will be other lottery draws.
More importantly though... Why didn't you share the bloody Lambrini with me ya tight git!"

yeah i think i was more upset about the lambrini

muppet · 27-01-2006, 22:18

i'll fetch a rope

Phanerothyme · 27-01-2006, 22:21

"Well, I'd pick another set of numbers now, as they won't be coming up again in a hurry"

Strix · 27-01-2006, 22:25

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Originally Posted by katy1981

stupid dam woman stood in post office with three quid in her hand and thought ill not put the lottery on this week so she spends it on a bottle of lambrini .......

.....what would you have said?? and no swear words please

The Post Office sell Lambrini?!?

katy1981 · 27-01-2006, 22:28

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Originally Posted by Strix

The Post Office sell Lambrini?!?

lol noo the shop right next door do though

MTheo · 27-01-2006, 22:30

The rule is..if you are putting the lottery on... NEVER EVER pick the same numbers..coz if you miss a draw you will always know what you would have picked.

then im afraid i would prob go mental and jump off a cliff

John · 27-01-2006, 22:38

I knew someone who had 5 numbers and the 6th one was out by 1.

The one he missed out on was his day of birth. He rang his mum up to find out what time he was born and it was 11.56pm.

Had he waited another 4 minutes before making an appearance he would have got the jackpot.

katy1981 · 27-01-2006, 22:40

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Originally Posted by John

I knew someone who had 5 numbers and the 6th one was out by 1.

The one he missed out on was his day of birth. He rang his mum up to find out what time he was born and it was 11.56pm.

Had he waited another 4 minutes before making an appearance he would have got the jackpot.

i think his mum should have been the one to not push so early

muppet · 27-01-2006, 22:48

one less STROKE nearer to midnight? WHO KNOWS

pc-med · 27-01-2006, 22:51

Expensive drink ... and who said Lambrini was cheap?