[TVPilot]

TV CONTESTANTS WANTED FOR NEW ITV GAME SHOW PILOT AND POTENTIAL SERIES

Are you outgoing with a big personality and a competitive streak?

Would you like the opportunity to potentially win a cash prize?

It’s a brand new, nail biting game of skill and trusting your instincts hosted by a hilarious celebrity presenter.

We need contestants for a pilot and potential series, so if you love game shows, you’re up for a laugh and interested in finding out more then please get in touch.

Email: fortune@studiolambert.com or call 07921 609492.

Application deadline is 4th July 2011 but do apply ASAP.

The Pilot will take place in London and prospective contestants must be available to take part during the 2nd week of August. Applicants must be 18years old or over and based in the UK.

[alchresearch]

Personally I'd prefer a bit of intelligent telly. Sadly that doesn't seem to be something ITV can do.

[Swan_Vesta]

As above. I'm sure that you'll have no trouble in finding a horde of semi sentient retards willing to jump through the hoops and debase themselves while the channel's generic 'smile on legs' eggs them on with the promise of riches galore.

How's about this? Have the reanimated corpse of Lesley Crowther stood there rustling tinfoil and the words "Look at the shiny shiny!" repeated over and again? It fulfils the same purpose and would be far cheaper. But no, let's not use the airwaves for education or furtherment ........ Just have increasing levels of spacktardery and foolishness to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

[BarryRiley]

Originally Posted by TVPilot

...hosted by a hilarious celebrity presenter.

Let's see if we can guess. My bets would have to be either

Jason Manford
Vernon Kay
Patrick Kielty (sp?)

[thompsonbass]

Originally Posted by Swan_Vesta

As above. I'm sure that you'll have no trouble in finding a horde of semi sentient retards willing to jump through the hoops and debase themselves while the channel's generic 'smile on legs' eggs them on with the promise of riches galore.

How's about this? Have the reanimated corpse of Lesley Crowther stood there rustling tinfoil and the words "Look at the shiny shiny!" repeated over and again? It fulfils the same purpose and would be far cheaper. But no, let's not use the airwaves for education or furtherment ........ Just have increasing levels of spacktardery and foolishness to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

[TJC1]

If you are not bring back Dale Winton, I'm not interested.

[alchresearch]

Originally Posted by BarryRiley

Let's see if we can guess. My bets would have to be either

Jason Manford
Vernon Kay

D'you know I was thinking of the exact same people!