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06-04-2011, 11:24
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Originally Posted by Giraffe website
Petite Lap Giraffes are very funny animal that require special care. They need lots of love. Hugs and kisses every day. Otherwise they make tears.
If you have children, petite lap giraffes no problem. If child is loud, the giraffe will be shy, but does not bite. PLG’s are very clean. With training they will go in box like cats. Allergies never a problem.
Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall. Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg
Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves
Health problems: none. They are the best.
Gestation: 420 days
Living conditions: PLG’s love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.
Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need.
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http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/about.php
I just ordered four.
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06-04-2011, 11:29
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Absolutely goregous! I'm going to get myself a couple.
Edit: a tad disappointed to find myself number 659,587 on the waiting list, though. 
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Last edited by SHsheff; 06-04-2011 at 11:34.
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06-04-2011, 11:34
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Mini-giraffes. I has them!
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06-04-2011, 11:35
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Originally Posted by evildrneil
Mini-giraffes. I has them!
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Hmmm. Not unless you've done yourself some seriously queue jumping, you hasn't!
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06-04-2011, 11:36
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eeeeeeeeeeeevil
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Hmmm. Not unless you've done yourself some seriously queue jumping, you hasn't!
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That's me in the advert - shhhhhhhh don't tell anyone or they will be jealous!
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06-04-2011, 11:41
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Aww I want one, bet they're the next scam on Gumtree mind!
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06-04-2011, 11:43
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Groupon are offering them with 80% off until 8th April!
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06-04-2011, 17:33
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Am i being thick? Is it a joke? Surely it is lol, Think im being very blonde today!
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06-04-2011, 17:42
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They're ideal for the BBQ season. Big giraffes take far too long to cook and you can never get them done in the middle.
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06-04-2011, 17:56
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*gets coat*
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lmao at this bit
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Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg
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06-04-2011, 17:58
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Originally Posted by VideoPro
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Keep spiders away from them though.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...hat-spider.jpg
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06-04-2011, 17:59
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is this an april fool?
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06-04-2011, 18:02
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I want one!
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06-04-2011, 19:10
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I sent the link to my mum, with a note saying I was thinking of getting her one for her birthday.
I haven't heard back, I do hope she's wondering how to politely break it to me that she wouldn't want really one because of the responsibility and because she would have no-one to leave it with when she goes on hol etc. Ungrateful, a tad?
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06-04-2011, 19:12
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Originally Posted by melthebell
lmao at this bit
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Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg
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Did you notice the one on the running machine? Maybe she was concerned she was turning into a fat cow!
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06-04-2011, 19:37
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mostly here
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*wonders whether she should move this to the pets group?*
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06-04-2011, 19:54
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Can't believe an one actually fell for this, I think you're all just kiddin  , that commercials for Netflix I think.
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06-04-2011, 20:00
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I want one. If I don't get one, i'm going to make tears
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06-04-2011, 20:13
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Originally Posted by BettyBooHoo!
I want one. If I don't get one, i'm going to make tears |
I don't think it's fair to only get one. It'd get lonely. You need to get them in pairs or more, imo. Do like the OP. Get four!
I'm only hoping that my staffy treats mine nicely. I wouldn't want to end up with mini pocket giraffe steaks 
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06-04-2011, 20:23
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My favorite animal would be amazing if true so cute
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