Are you sick of all those useless CDs you have kicking about ?.
You kno the ones I mean,the ones they push into computer magazines,and all the AOL ones you get.
Well dispare no more,here are some uses for all you redundant disks.
Do you have any uses other than the ones listed ?
A small fireworks display - place in microwave, label side up, slightly raised for 4 seconds - lovely sparks!(not recomended)
burn them so we don't have any more winters
a toilet seat for a hamster
Pretend you've won an olympic medal
Use them instead of bombs to confuse terrorist countries
fill in the middle and use it as a plate
Use them to irritate the people who send them to you unsolicited by posting them back to them. See how they like to get 50 worthless items a day from the postman.
Need a pizza cutter? Use a CD-ROM!
shingle a small roof
Place under nostrils of inert nerd to check for breath as a sign of life
place between bottom lip and teeth (in sympathy for those dodgy-looking jungle tribesmen...)
Toe tags for mortuaries.
Makes the perfect dance floor for your ant colony.
They make a *dandy* addition to a #$*+&% neighbor's back yard. Better yet, get them to actually install it on their computer.
Put one on a leash and drag it along as you walk...makes the perfect pet.
Kitchen tile for Bill Gates' new mansion
Hidden/spare key holder (crack open 1 side, insert key and then place near door. Completely safe...who would want an AOL disk?)