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08-01-2010, 11:34
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We've all done it, haven't we? Looked longingly at a stainless steel pipe and thought "Hmm, I've got an idea".
But be warned - the consequences of your actions can potentially be quite significant....
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.a...ntid=151649516
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08-01-2010, 11:50
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The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.
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He had just stepped out of the shower, slipped and then just happened to fall onto the pipe. Quite understandable really, it happens very frequently.
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08-01-2010, 11:51
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Maybe he was doing the Hornpipe
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08-01-2010, 11:55
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thank heavens the firemen cutting the pipe didnt have parkinsons disease or somethin like that that made his hand shake, it could have been very painful
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08-01-2010, 12:00
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Originally Posted by quisquose
He had just stepped out of the shower, slipped and then just happened to fall onto the pipe. Quite understandable really, it happens very frequently.
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Yes. He fell so hard that the bathroom cabinet door flew open and a jar of vaseline fell out. It landed the right way up with such force that the lid came off....
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08-01-2010, 12:00
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Originally Posted by daftlad
thank heavens the firemen cutting the pipe didnt have parkinsons disease or somethin like that that made his hand shake, it could have been very painful
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MIND ME HELMET WITH THAT THING
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08-01-2010, 13:18
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Why didn't the A&E staff just make him look at a picture of Margaret Thatcher?
Would have solved the swelling problem and saved a fire brigade call out...
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Last edited by perplexed; 08-01-2010 at 13:58.
Reason: typo..........
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08-01-2010, 13:31
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Originally Posted by perplexed
Why didn't they A&E staff just make him look at a picture of Margaret Thatcher?
Would have solved the swelling problem and saved a fire brigade call out...
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You assume....
Remember that this man did choose to stick his penis in a length of pipe. It's probably not beyond the realms of fantasy to suugest that he gets aroused by strange things. Imagine the A&E staff's faces if it got bigger?
(sorry, I feel that this thread deserves a everytime I post on it. Kudos to Basil for alerting us to it)
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08-01-2010, 14:00
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Well, I was going to give it a go once to be honest...
But the builder's merchant was fresh out of industrial sized sewer pipe...
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08-01-2010, 14:02
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Originally Posted by perplexed
Well, I was going to give it a go once to be honest...
But the builder's merchant was fresh out of industrial sized sewer pipe...
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I find a post-box with the top removed to be reasonably snug
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08-01-2010, 14:04
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I find a post-box with the top removed to be reasonably snug |
Well I just got round the, ahem, frustration by opening my garage door and leaning against the house...
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08-01-2010, 14:05
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Well I just got round the, ahem, frustration by opening my garage door and leaning against the house...
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I did the same but I live in an aircraft hangar with MASSIVE doors!
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08-01-2010, 15:30
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BIKKIT !!!
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It beats getting your big toe stuck up the bath tap.
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08-01-2010, 15:38
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Originally Posted by mort
It beats getting your big toe stuck up the bath tap.
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Do you speak from experience???
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08-01-2010, 15:51
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I think the Telegraph story is better, mainly because the first ad under the article is for the NHS Organ donation register!
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08-01-2010, 15:58
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It beats getting your big toe stuck up the bath tap.
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Really? I know which i would prefer to have stuck! And more importantly, I know which i would rather have someone use an angle grinder near! Hell, I can still walk if i lose one toe.....
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08-01-2010, 16:03
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From the report
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the four-and-a-half-inch grinder
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At first glance, I thought perhaps grinder was a new slang term for penis
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08-01-2010, 16:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pem123
From the report
At first glance, I thought perhaps grinder was a new slang term for penis
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I thought they'd used an organ grinder
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08-01-2010, 16:15
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08-01-2010, 16:18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by quisquose
He had just stepped out of the shower, slipped and then just happened to fall onto the pipe. Quite understandable really, it happens very frequently.
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True but the garden rake jamed up his jacksie might have been more difficult to explain.
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