I heard they are looking for women or people of ethnic origin to fight fires.
What a bloody joke. I want some 6ft+ man with a good command of English to be coming to my rescue if I set the house on fire unawares.
For starters, they need to be able to carry me if I'm passed out.
As much as I like skinny little Chinese women I don't want them rescuing me from a fire.
Seeing as the police own a brothel in our city I suppose they will be recruiting fat ugly men in the name of equality soon enough.
Sheffield - a city on the move, due to a lack of secure affordable housing.
54% of Sheffield's affordable housing has been lost since 1980! (As of 2010 - and even more has be lost since then!)