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20-08-2009, 07:07
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I was given a works Lap Top yesterday and accidently left it switched on when I went to Morrisons for an hour. During that time, I'm assuming the Budgie flew over to the laptop and landed on the keyboard, and as it was jumping around the keyboard accidently typed "nice nockers" into the google search engine with its feet.
The Lap top is going back to work today, and so any advice on how to delete history would be usefull, I don't want to get blamed for something that clearly the budgie did.
Last edited by RobbyBrown; 20-08-2009 at 07:13.
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20-08-2009, 07:25
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Tools> Internet Options > General Tab > Browsing History > Delete > Delete History or Delete All > Exit
Oh and Id get the budgie an Agent lol
Last edited by Edge; 20-08-2009 at 07:28.
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20-08-2009, 07:35
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Install Firefox and use the Private Browsing mode in future.
Using Internet Explorer is dangerous and wrong.
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20-08-2009, 07:40
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zongamin
Using Internet Explorer is dangerous and wrong.
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20-08-2009, 08:14
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I hope the budgie got to see last night's Newsnight about 40:22 in - and even if it understood English it probably wouldn't be able to concentrate on what was said.
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20-08-2009, 08:54
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Ah right - the budgie did it.
In future, close the laptop.. Or install firefox or Chrome. They both have private browsing settings.
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20-08-2009, 10:19
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20-08-2009, 10:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HarryBustard
I hope the budgie got to see last night's Newsnight about 40:22 in - and even if it understood English it probably wouldn't be able to concentrate on what was said.
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Good grief she's a biiiiig lass 
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20-08-2009, 17:29
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zongamin
Install Firefox and use the Private Browsing mode in future.
Using Internet Explorer is dangerous and wrong.
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ie8 does have private browsing and compared to the latest firefox its a wonder
but to clean out your pc i recomend ccleaner you can dl this from
www.filehippo.com
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20-08-2009, 19:01
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I ended up in hot water with HR, there is a picture of a topless woman sunbathing on the laptop.
I can only assume the Budgie was playing with the mouse, pushing it around and then jumped on the left mouse button as the cursor was over the picture.
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20-08-2009, 20:53
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Originally Posted by RobbyBrown
I ended up in hot water with HR, there is a picture of a topless woman sunbathing on the laptop.
I can only assume the Budgie was playing with the mouse, pushing it around and then jumped on the left mouse button as the cursor was over the picture.
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Why was a topless woman sunbathing on your laptop. Sun loungers are far more comfortable. And as no-one else was around it seems your budgie has mastered the use of a camera as well. That's one talented budgie
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20-08-2009, 22:33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Edge
Tools> Internet Options > General Tab > Browsing History > Delete > Delete History or Delete All > Exit
Oh and Id get the budgie an Agent lol
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I wouldnt - stupid thing cannot spell
"nockers"
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20-08-2009, 22:53
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It was clearly looking for advice from champion archers on the proper seating of an arrow on the string, or "nock".
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20-08-2009, 22:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Richeh
It was clearly looking for advice from champion archers on the proper seating of an arrow on the string, or "nock".
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Ah yes, yet another string to its bow
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