Funny Jokes (not rude ones)

guitarhero · 07-05-2009, 19:16

alot of people (including you) forget jokes when you need them. so lets see how many jokes you can remember.... (but no rude or racist ones)

I wonder if this is gonna work lol

guitarhero · 07-05-2009, 19:17

my theory is men have man flu and women have swine flu

guitarhero · 07-05-2009, 19:19

i didnt slap you, i jus high fived your face

guitarhero · 07-05-2009, 19:20

ur mommas so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

guitarhero · 07-05-2009, 19:22

there is no need to worry about the wold ending its already tomorrow in australia

guitarhero · 07-05-2009, 19:23

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap

guitarhero · 07-05-2009, 19:24

When i was just a little girl, i asked my mother what will i be? will i be pretty? will i be rich? Here's what he said to me. YOUR A BOY YOU IDIOT

guitarhero · 07-05-2009, 19:26

have you been injured??...Had a car accident??... Fell over on a wet floor at work??...or tripped on an uneven curb??...if so...your a clumsy arse. GET OVER IT!

guitarhero · 07-05-2009, 19:27

Sez 2 sperms swimming together, one sez to the other how far to the egg, other one sez ages yet mate, we've only just got past the tonsils

guitarhero · 07-05-2009, 19:28

put some jokes down then

guitarhero · 07-05-2009, 19:32

if a quiz is quizical what is a test?!..

guitarhero · 07-05-2009, 19:40

what ever you do.. do not press ctrl and w

guitarhero · 07-05-2009, 19:51

put some comments on here plz every1 needs jokes

skinz · 07-05-2009, 19:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by guitarhero

alot of people (including you) forget jokes when you need them. so lets see how many jokes you can remember.... (but no rude or racist ones)

I wonder if this is gonna work lol

Geroff!!......

Phil Anthrop · 07-05-2009, 20:00

How do you get a fat bird into bed..........piece of cake.

Phil Anthrop · 07-05-2009, 20:01

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?.............8 pints of Stella!

Phil Anthrop · 07-05-2009, 20:02

Whoops....fox!

Phil Anthrop · 07-05-2009, 20:03

What is an Attercliffe girls favourite form of protection?.........a bus shelter.

Phil Anthrop · 07-05-2009, 20:04

How can you tell when a Darnal girl has had an orgasm?......she drops her white lightening and chips.

skinz · 07-05-2009, 20:05

What’s the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMT?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.