Over the last few weeks if it could go wrong it has. I lost quite an amount of money when my purse was lifted from my bag, two men attacked me for a taxi, my allotment was trashed by the council, I got german measles (don't ask how
), my washing machine is broken, I fell over and hurt my knee and I'm temporarily skint.
Do you know what? I've never been happier because I feel free and I have the best friends in the world