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Old 11-11-2008, 22:52   #1
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Well, if we can have a thread about wanting to be a chav (!?!?!?!) why can't we extend that and have a thread about who we'd like to be and why?

So, I'll start with Carmen Miranda because I'd always have something to eat when I'm peckish

What have I done..........!
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Old 11-11-2008, 22:53   #2
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Er, what do I do now ?
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Er, what do I do now ?
Say who you'd like to be if you had the choice to be somebody else. Can be a celebrity (it's easier) or somebody you know who isn't famous/well known (would require more explaining).
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Old 11-11-2008, 22:57   #4
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Can I be Tess Daley on Strictly Come Dancing ?
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Can I be Tess Daley on Strictly Come Dancing ?
you can be whoever you want to be. but you need to give a reason.
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Can I be Dani Behr ?
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Can I be Dani Behr ?
You can be Russel Brand's jock strap if you want!

As long as you provide full and frank reasons for your choices.
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Can I be Dani Behr ?
Do you mean Teddy Bear ?
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Can I be Tess Daley on Strictly Come Dancing ?
Reasons. Shes good looking, wear nice dresses, and is married to Vernon Kay.
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Reasons. Shes good looking, wear nice dresses, and is married to Vernon Kay.
you two timer.

I'm surprised you didn't say you wanted to be MrsWaltheof
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Old 11-11-2008, 23:05   #11
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Can I be jordan so my boobies are above my knees?
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Sit up a bit dear
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Can I be jordan so my boobies are above my knees?
wouldn't a breast reduction be more tasteful?

remember that would mean you would have to swap your current partner for peter andre...........
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It was just a suggestion for illustrative purposes. you can be peter stringfellow's if you'd prefer.....?
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wouldn't a breast reduction be more tasteful?

remember that would mean you would have to swap your current partner for peter andre...........
No way. If my partner walked around singing all day Id call the men in white coats.
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It was just a suggestion for illustrative purposes. you can be peter stringfellow's if you'd prefer.....?
I be a bit younger than him,what am I saying Im decades younger than him
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Sit up???? The buggers are harnessed and scafolded and they still trip me up.
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Old 11-11-2008, 23:14   #19
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I be a bit younger than him,what am I saying Im decades younger than him
Well isn't everybody? He is undead, isn't he?

To keep OT, I'd like to be his next girlfriend so I can arrange a little mishap......with a wooden stake and a mallet......**



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Sit up???? The buggers are harnessed and scafolded and they still trip me up.

Oh heck
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