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17-10-2008, 12:06
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Grim Creeper
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: An Institute For The Criminally Insane
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As many of you lervely laydees know, Im an international playboy and part time spy millionaire with my own eighty bedroom mansion and the bed sit I live in is just a front to put my enemies off my trail, espionage is a complex business.
Ok, thats a porkie- Im actually a fat bloke who likes to wear extra tight Y fronts- Extra tight NOT because of my... wobbler but because I have a vast overhanging gut, and I try to shove it down my knickers to give myself that "Flat bellied look."
Turned on yet...?
I met my Oh online in a chatroom back in 2001 and even though we didnt intend to start a relationship we ended up in one, from chatting friends to something far more serious and the product is three kids, a mortgage that would kill Midas and a good life.
Enough about me though, you all know what an utter HUNK I am so theres no need for me to waffle on.
What I want to know is how YOU go about making the opposite sex swoon online!
Do you perhaps... exaggerate slightly? Just a bit...?
Do you come online with the intention of meeting that special person? Do you seek out the opposite sex intentionally in the hope of turning a friendship into something more solid?
Or are you like me, do you use the net to make friends and if things go further, then great, but if they dont then so what? Not that Im after anything deeper because Im already spoken for, plus, Im way past it!
Anyroad up. DISCUSS!
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17-10-2008, 12:15
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: almost round the bend, can see the finish line.
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I avoided internet bobbins for years as I assumed that was all people used it for.
Now I've found out that I can waffle on about whatever rubbish would otherwise clog my brain and stop me from sleeping, and there are some unusual people out there, who will not only read my nonsense, but somehow bizzarely respond to it, I'm away with the internet fairies! 
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17-10-2008, 12:19
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I'm a Lady!
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: A Happy Place
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It's not the reason I go online I must admit, though it's fairly good to keep in contact with friends etc, I like facebook for that, but as it states on there - looking for friendship only. If something came along though I wouldn't say no....
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17-10-2008, 12:21
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Ms Mayhem
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On Trent Reznor's top lip.
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Dear me! I have enough of a problem with one fella in my life!
If I thought the internet might lead to more of them I'd blow my laptop up 
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17-10-2008, 12:51
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: In your mind
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Does visiting Thaibrides.com count? 
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17-10-2008, 12:53
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Grim Creeper
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Orange
Does visiting Thaibrides.com count? |
Im on my wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 
Thai brides... oh god...
I wonder if theres an Asian brides...
God!
GOD!
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17-10-2008, 12:54
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Suffragette City
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Dunno, cos have never done it. I think a lot of people use SF and other Fora as pulling/stalking grounds though. Like Slick, I use it as an outlet for my numerous hobby horses, there's so much rant potential on here.
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17-10-2008, 13:00
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: In your mind
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
Im on my wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Thai brides... oh god...
I wonder if theres an Asian brides...
God!
GOD! |
Be careful, your blood pressure will sky rocket
As for my intentions, I come online to increase my social circle and keep up to date with friends etc. Not given the whole dating thing a second thought 
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17-10-2008, 13:14
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DS,Xbox360 gamer
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: S3 Netherthorpe (Stannington on weekends)
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Oh Jabbers, you know as well as I do that most cats wouldn't touch you to scratch you!
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17-10-2008, 13:21
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Grim Creeper
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: An Institute For The Criminally Insane
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Oh Jabbers, you know as well as I do that most cats wouldn't touch you to scratch you! |
Yeah but you cant blame a bloke for trying!
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17-10-2008, 13:29
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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I have to use the internet to send details of my meter readings.
Look, I was only joking when I told the last meter reader that I'd lock him in the cellar....
....probably
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17-10-2008, 13:30
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mojo1
Dear me! I have enough of a problem with one fella in my life!
If I thought the internet might lead to more of them I'd blow my laptop up |
im with u chick.
xx
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17-10-2008, 20:07
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Account Closed
Join Date: Oct 2007
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I don't use the internet/forums for prowling for victims partners. Any more
No, I never had that intention, but did end up meeting a few people years ago. These days I just use it for general surfing and waffling.
My advice to you would be, don't do it. Or I'm telling the missus! 
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17-10-2008, 20:11
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*gets coat*
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Near whitby, originally from Sheffield
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"Chatting Up Totty Online, Whats The Etiquette?"
dont cum before you say hello?
errrrrrrrrrrrrm
ok ok *gets coat*
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17-10-2008, 20:34
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Location: Walkley
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I got female interest with my penchant for cooking...I think my Sea Bass had a couple of the SF ubertotty fighting over me
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17-10-2008, 21:10
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17-10-2008, 21:16
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Once sharp, now soft
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Bringing S7 cool to Beighton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Oh Jabbers, you know as well as I do that most cats wouldn't touch you to scratch you! |
ring ring!
"Hello?"
"hello Kettle, this is the pot....."
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17-10-2008, 21:33
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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I just like chatting online. I dont really want to meet anyone in real life. Maybe the odd friendship. Mostly though I just like the online banter. As for meeting someone online for a relationship or what have you, im very sceptical it can work. I think people are very different from how they come across on here. But if it works for others good on them. I think its just nice to talk crap for the sake of talking crap. My partner dosent though he thinks its boring and prefers the motorbike forums or pc tech ones.
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17-10-2008, 21:36
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BIKKIT !!!
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by taxman
I got female interest with my penchant for cooking...I think my Sea Bass had a couple of the SF ubertotty fighting over me |
Sea bass?? SEA BASS --- whoops, I must start wearing my glasses i totally misread that
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17-10-2008, 21:37
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Suffragette City
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Quote:
Originally Posted by waxonwaxoff
I just like chatting online. I dont really want to meet anyone in real life. Maybe the odd friendship. Mostly though I just like the online banter. As for meeting someone online for a relationship or what have you, im very sceptical it can work. I think people are very different from how they come across on here. But if it works for others good on them. I think its just nice to talk crap for the sake of talking crap. My partner dosent though he thinks its boring and prefers the motorbike forums or pc tech ones.
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Sorry to go off topic - but are you back together? Yay!
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Anyone who is triggered by the rape apology on this forum & elsewhere, you can contact: Samaritans: 08457 90 90 90; Rape Crisis: 0808 802 9999; NAPAC: 0800 085 3330 (men and women); Survivors UK: male rape or sexual abuse: 0845 122 1201. You will not be judged. You can speak in confidence & be believed.
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