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03-06-2008, 22:27
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Grim Creeper
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(Sang to the tune of campdown races)
When I was young I had no sense
doo dah doo dah
Caught my bo...ocks on a barbed wire fence
oh doo dah day.
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03-06-2008, 22:29
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English Rose
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Location: Ontario Canada
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Originally Posted by Suzy Q
Wotchya doin in Canada Joto, when there are so many beautiful rhymes back here???
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I've lived here more than 34yrs now, and I was only 31 when I emigrated with my husband and 3 kids. So I've spent more than half my life here 
I love coming on this section and reading about days gone by in Sheffield.
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03-06-2008, 22:32
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English Rose
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
(Sang to the tune of campdown races)
When I was young I had no sense
doo dah doo dah
Caught my bo...ocks on a barbed wire fence
oh doo dah day.
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That's why you're so different  just kidding 
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03-06-2008, 22:40
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Grim Creeper
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We keep chickens in our back yard
we feed them on indian corn
Ones a f...
Just remembered the rest of the lyrics... Id be banned for a year if I finished that!
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03-06-2008, 22:48
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English Rose
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Now you're teasing me, maybe you can pm me the rest
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03-06-2008, 22:53
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Grim Creeper
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Joto
Now you're teasing me, maybe you can pm me the rest
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No way!
Theres swear words in it and call me old fashioned but I dont swear to ladies. Even ladies of the female persuasion
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03-06-2008, 22:56
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My dad used to sing,
There once was a woman at ninety two,
Who had a fart and away it flew,
over the hedge and down the lane,
in through the farmers window pane.
The farmer got his rusty gun,
shot the fart and away it run,
over the hill and up the lane,
back up the womans a**e again.
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03-06-2008, 22:57
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Joto
And Steptoad thanks for all those
Remember I know your mother and she's a lovely person
so we'll excuse her rhymes won't we |
If I thought that was true I'd be worried 
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03-06-2008, 22:58
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Grim Creeper
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Taa raa raa bump diay
Our teacher trumped today
She blew the school away
It came back yesterday.
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03-06-2008, 22:59
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English Rose
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
No way!
Theres swear words in it and call me old fashioned but I dont swear to ladies. Even ladies of the female persuasion |
But what shall I do? It'll bug me now, I might not sleep tonight and it's all your fault 
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03-06-2008, 23:00
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Grim Creeper
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Joto
But what shall I do? It'll bug me now, I might not sleep tonight and it's all your fault |
Trust me, if you heared it all you wouldnt sleep for a month!
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03-06-2008, 23:01
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English Rose
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Steptoad
If I thought that was true I'd be worried |
It is true, she lived next door to us before she married your Dad 'Arthur' 
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03-06-2008, 23:03
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English Rose
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
Trust me, if you heared it all you wouldnt sleep for a month!
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Wanna bet I was a teenager in the 60s I've heard it all and then some
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03-06-2008, 23:04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
We keep chickens in our back yard
we feed them on indian corn
Ones a f...
Just remembered the rest of the lyrics... Id be banned for a year if I finished that! |
That's not a part of....
I took my wife to the station to see the engines shunt....Is it?
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03-06-2008, 23:05
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Grim Creeper
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flashbang
That's not a part of....
I took my wife to the station to see the engines shunt....Is it?
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Oh yes, yes it is
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03-06-2008, 23:06
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Grim Creeper
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Joto
Wanna bet I was a teenager in the 60s I've heard it all and then some |
I was a kid in the 60s and I invented most of it
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03-06-2008, 23:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
Oh yes, yes it is |
Thought so lol No wonder you can't write more :
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03-06-2008, 23:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Joto
It is true, she lived next door to us before she married your Dad 'Arthur' |
Nope, You've lost me now
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03-06-2008, 23:11
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Grim Creeper
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I found a tame version on google:
We've got chickens in our backyard
We feed them on Indian corn
But one's a bugger
For giving the other
A piggyback over the wall.
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03-06-2008, 23:11
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English Rose
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
I was a kid in the 60s and I invented most of it |
That wouldn't surprise me one bit, you're not much older than my kids. I married at 18 and had got 3 kids before I was 22 yrs old beat that 
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